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hi i'm madalyn i'm twenty i like lots of things and this blog is a mess enjoy

[oinkoinkoink5783920]

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

[queentiffy]

I’m not crying, you’re crying

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

I love it when people get on reddit trying to get evidence that men suck, but it’s always replies like this that are sweet.

[libertybill]

That’s love.

[iminlovebutimlazy]

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

[neopetcemetery]

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Scientist should say something else

[piss-pirate]

This guy needs a raise

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

[melonmemes]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[8bitstickmod]

confirmed

[glamourslime]

Scan

[bace-jeleren]

Lizard D E T E C T E D

[6h2o]

*spots myself in a mirror* hey! absolutely not

[twitterlols]

[memewhore]

[hospitalplant]

i think about this every time i use tinder

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

[dawnofwar-sexmod-deactivated201]

We out here buying shit

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

[covid-69]

[sonypraystation]

how u doing

im not thinking about it

[mxhammad]

when somebody asks me what football team i support

[botanize]