I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now Iām wheezing with laughter.
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I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now Iām wheezing with laughter.
Annnnd our parents and grandparents never taught us basic life skills because the baby boomer generation loved outsourcing easy work, like hemming pants and baking cakes. The generations before us glommed onto the fast, easy fix, and important skills have been lost in the process.
(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like āmy grandkids donāt know how to boil waterā like yeah, Janice, thatās because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)
And now we are broke. And canāt afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we canāt afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.
Iāve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. Iāve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. Iāve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.
Iāve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.
I raise egg-laying chickens so I donāt contribute to factory farming.
My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDtaā¦)
My generation is going on YouTube to learn to change tires, bake bread and do their taxes because yāall sure as shit didnāt teach us.
THIS
Lets not forget the phasing out of the HomeEc class.Ā Or the Shop Class.
Alleviating oneās ignorance of a subject should NEVER, EVER be looked down on! Learning and growing are never anything to be shamed of, or for!
reblogging for the additions.Ā Ā
really if you take a moment to think about the headline it basically just saysĀ āmillennials are so helpless theyāre taking time to learn how to do things they donāt know how to doā
oh noā¦how awfulā¦
Damn kids and their *spins roulette wheel* commitment to continued education in practical skillsā¦
Path traced by these planets as seen from Earth
kids are fuckin wild dude,,,
i walked out of my apartment this morning and a five year old kid was playing outside and immediately he pointed at my aparment and was likeĀ āsome chinese people used to live there. now someone else doesā
and i was like⦠you mean that one? and pointed at my apartment, the one i literally just walked out of
and he was likeĀ āyeahā
and i was likeā¦ā¦ā¦.. yeahā¦
the other day I was coming back from work and as Iām walking up to my apartment, he runs up to me with two fistfuls of grass and yells DONāT STEP ON THIS GRASS ITāS FOR THE BUNNIES and drops it in the middle of the sidewalk and iām just like okay!! :D
this morning I left for work and I heard a tapping noise, so I looked up and he was in the second floor window waving goodbye
today I was walking to my door and he ran up to me and yelled DID YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS COMING and i was like WHOA NO WHOāS COMING
and he tells the girl beside him YOU TELL HIM so she tells meĀ āthereās a guide coming! and heās invisible!ā and ofc iām like WHOA THATāS SO COOL and the boy tells me that heās arriving by helicopter. and the helicopter is also invisible and you canāt hear it either! so I ask why heās coming and they tell me itās because itās his birthday and heāll be here at exactly 6:00
theyāre gonna ring my doorbell at 6 so I can tell the invisible man in the invisible helicopter happy birthday before he flies away
so i said happy birthday to him and they showed me his invisible helicopter and then informed me that I misheard them and that the invisible man was, in fact, God
okay so TODAY i came home from work and he came up to me and was likeĀ āi rang your doorbell earlierā and so I told him I wasnāt home and asked what he needed me for and he was like
āi had a questionā
so I was like alright what was your question
and he goesĀ ādo you have a kitchen?ā and I was like⦠uhh yeah Iāve got a kitchen
and he was like okay and walked away
sir you dont understand. if i dont take off my pants & put on an incredibly large sweater when i get home iāll die
sir thatās my incredibly large emotional support sweater
@ the rest of the world, get on istanbulās level with respect to catsĀ
itās past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room
by the way the reason thereās paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human
@adipemdragon
this is what her room looks like on a good day
note how even the hardcovers arent safe
friend: makes a typo
me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo
owning a cat makes you immune to demons
evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously*
me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3
me: *feels another Presence⢠somewhere in the kitchen with me while iām fetching glass of water at 3am*
me, sleepy and unafraid: iām not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed
the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark: *whispering* damn it
just gobling
low budget creature effects
The bag is currently crumpled in the corner of a closet somewhere collecting dust
amazing journalism on display here. what would we do without the free press to speak truth to power
*puts a knife to your throat* āwow everyone look at this guy, he probably has a knife and heās so close to me he could stab me!! watch out!!ā
itās literally this but unironically
I AM SCREAMING
god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post iām typing right now i donāt believe iāve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.
he competed his character arc and finished the series
Audrey Hepburn vacationing on the island of Giglio, Tuscany, circa 1969.
āCultureā-ally stimulating art.Ā Even mold can be beautifulā¦Ā
by microbiologist Antoine Bridier-Nahmias
via Magical ContaminationĀ