Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Noah Kahan
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Phantogram Three
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Mike Driver
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
todays bird
Fieri Frames
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
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@iminlovewithtoomanycharacters
just wanting to prove a quick point here. reblog if you believe loki is a complex, well-developed, three-dimensional character who didn’t deserve to be killed in the first 5 minutes of the movie. let’s see how many we are
I know there are more that 800+ of you out there who agree with this.
@lokiloveforever, @lucianalight please share with your followers.
I’m here too.
You know what’s better than weed?
Water
here’s this dumb bitch again
Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker
After having 70’s hits in Guardians of the Galaxy then 80’s bops in the sequel I honestly can’t wait for the 3rd movie to be announced, because we’ll probably have a 90’s OST with, very probably, the very first shot of the movie being Chris Pratt kicking open a door with ‘someBODY ONCE-’ blasting in the background
I’m empty
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
Hermione isn’t dead... so did she just write it?
I’m putting more effort into my Hogwarts Mystery classes than I am my finals
The older I get the less I put up with JKR
“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle
also there’s no way that each and every slytherin has a death eater family member that’s just dumb
petition for Tom Holland to recreate this gif
fun fact: I have a big heart and it breaks easily
How terrible it is to love something that death can touch.
infinity war + nicknames
“I don’t wanna go.”
infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end
obviously this is the funniest thing ive ever read
Eddie Redmayne is the most precious human bean.
Lily: James, we are NOT naming our child Bambi!
(Sirius and Remus watch from a safe distance away)
Remus: Five galleons he’s going to sneak that onto the birth certificate as the baby's middle name
Sirius: I don’t know, I’m betting he’s going to give his own name as the middle name because of his large ego
Remus, snorting: You’re one to talk about large egos
Sirius: Exactly, that’s why our child will be Sirius Padfoot Lupin
Beauty.
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
I guess he had some beeves with this new information
