Josh

[wiigsten]

Kristen Wiig and Matt Damon arrive at the 74th Venice Film Festival | August 30th 2017 

[felixves-deactivated20151116]

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE

your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS

getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING

your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY

carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.

BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

[softcore-revolutionary]

Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria

[hurryputter-blog]

And thank you, Mr. Moseby. For taking care of me all these years.

[buttpregnant]

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

[pinkandtonic]

He was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. I’m crying 

[pokemoncap]

[radfilmstills]

Good Will Hunting (1997) 

dir. Gus Van Sant / DP: Jean-Yves Escoffier

[wewewe-soexcited]

Are you sure?

[turquoise-shadows-deactivated20]

These pictures make me so happy. They’re so full of unconditional love and family. That’s what family is about.

[benbentennyson]

If gay adoption is discriminatory, who else is gonna adopt? I realise that there are some people who are unable to have kids that adopt, but that number is very low. And most families that are able to do have kids.

[violetohara]

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

[violetohara]

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

[violetohara]

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

[violetohara]

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

[conquerorwurm]

Oh my god!!!!

[the-polyhedron]

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

[violetohara]

I just told him!

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[imagination]

[thetrippytrip]

[bloodlustritual]

[livingdan-gerously]

Punk’s not dead; it’s got 9 lives.

[teallikethecolor]

I have never reblogged anything faster. I would make this my icon if I weren’t so dedicated to the teal.

[mxmeiyun]

[scornfluke-archive]

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

[que-jartura-deactivated20170423]

*depression hitting me back* i dont give a fuck

[thetrippytrip]

[withdraw-n]

Good Will Hunting (1997) dir. Gus Van Sant

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]