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Rowan | 30 | gender is a fuck | ace/aro

[antiwaradvocates]

November 7th marks the anniversary of the october revolution which resulted in the hardest painting ever made

[mercurialbadger]

“Свершилось!”/“Finally!”, Sergey Lukin

“[They]Extinguish the human with work… why? Stealing the life itself from the human - I ask again, Why?! Our owner - I lost my life at Nefedov’s factory - our owner gifted one songstress a golden hygiene set, even a gold champer pot! In this chamber pot is my force, my life itself. This is for what it was needed - a person killed me with work to satiate his lover with my blood - he bought a golden chamber potty with my blood!”

- “Mother”, Maxim Gorky, 1906

[seat-safety-switch]

At night, the YouTube recommendations change. Where the daytime brings conventional clickbait, things twist and warp inside the horror of my you-should-likes as the sun descends beneath the horizon. "The Quest for Perfect Patina" becomes "Walter, The Cat That Eats Pencils." There are many more examples, but I wanted to understand why this glorious machine, meant to show me ads, had become such a perverted source of incomprehensible red-arrow content.

When mortals arrive at the Google Tubeplex on a visit, they are forced to first disrobe so that powerful imaging supercomputers can analyze their bodies for any hidden weapons. Yup, there's a special camera for the bumhole too. Then you're provided with free YouTube merchandise to wear while you are there, and ushered into a bus that takes you to the place where you will work off the price of that free t-shirt they forced you to wear.

After many hours of clicking "no problem here" to a barrage of hundreds of racist comments per minute, you are finally allowed to roam the offices. Open spaces only, hands on your head, and nowhere that the Panoptifriends™ can't get a clean shot on you if you try anything. Ah, the open-office dream of Silicon Valley.

Bob YouTube soon stood before me. Or at least one of his thousands of fractalized holographic micro-minds, a non-sentient trained on words-images-smells-public-only "surrogate," did. He was willing to answer exactly one question after my hero's journey, and I decided to make it a hardball one.

"How's it going?" he asked.

"Good," I said, "and you?"

I wish I could say this was the first time I bombed an interview this badly. Now, when I return to Congress in order to pass internet laws, I can at least say I got to touch one of the potentially-biohazardous tendrils of YouTube's greatest geniuses. Will I ever figure out why it won't show me a video about ducks that's not set to Romanian speed metal? Maybe not, but if there's one thing my day of indentured servitude taught me, it's that life is full of mystery.

[beggars-opera]

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[aiillust]

2024年3月

CLIPSTUDIOPAINT

オリジナルキャラクターイラスト

[c17rus-deactivated20260218]

Fully charged :3

why is animation so hard

[marthajefferson]

Anniversary of APOLLO 11 MOON LANDING

On July 20, 1969, 109 hours and 42 minutes after launch, Neil Armstrong and Edwin ‘Buzz’ Aldrin entered the lunar lander ‘Eagle’, made a final check, and the Eagle undocked from the lunar orbiter ‘Columbia’, where the third member of the crew Michael Collins, stayed in orbit around the moon. Partially manually piloted by Armstrong, the Eagle landed 0 degrees, 41 minutes, 15 seconds north moon latitude and 23 degrees, 26 minutes east moon longitude. Armstrong stepped out, and Aldrin followed 20 minutes later: human beings stepped on the moon for the first time. The two men spent 21 hours and 26 minutes on its surface. One of the astounding aspects of the mission was the seeming simplicity of the technology used to get man to the moon. According to Oliver Gassmann, professor of Technology Management, the mobile phone in your pocket has one million times more memory than the Apollo 11’s computer. Same about the procesor: the latest phones typically have more than 100,000 times the processing power of the computer that landed man on the moon 50 years ago.

“It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.” –Neil Armstrong

(gifs from the documentary Chasing The Moon, 2019)

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[socialistexan]

Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

[niainahaze]

Is the implication that they eat pizza and watch the missile strikes come in?

[ironedsleeper]

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[sr-roto]

Audio pls

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[capnsoapy]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

[play-now-my-lord]

big dick super mario

[capnsoapy]

big dick super mario

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Svetlin Vassilev

[vfeioa]