grabbinglemons

they/them Joannanewsom-hr-adventuretime-hollowknight-adhd lesbo freak :))))

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I love that almost objectively I have too much going on at the moment, and I keep adding more things to my life because the only way to feel like im doing enough with my life is to do too much and barely keep up !!😋

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I've had so many thoughts over the last few days that I've considered making Tumblr post about and have made none of them because at the end of the day they are probably just things I should tell a therapist and actually go to therapy

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Watching a tiktok dog training guy and thinking surely this behavior of training and having control manifests in other parts of his life.

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Life would be better if I could be a knight in chainmail or wizard with a big hat, and ride on a dragon and save maidens

:(

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Its crazy to go from studying history and loving it so much to resent this fkn research for music uni so much, someone just give me an old newspaper to read please I HATE THE INTERNET/HJ

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Looking through childhood photos and realizing this bitch was always non-binary

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THE DAY I BROKE UP WITH HER SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY I LOVE YOU ?!?!!?

WHAT THE FUCK

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Never been more grateful that me ex doesn't have my tumblr

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When did it become so normal and prevalent to refer to people who use they/them pronouns as 'a they/them'

I just heard someone say "I love a they them baddie" and whole I fully agree with sentiment I struggle with the phrasing we've reached in society

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Pausing my rewatch of my own podcast to switch to my Joanna Newsom podcast so I can fall asleep in time to get up to film next episode of my podcast tmrw

My chud podcast pilled life

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One good thing about going on dating apps post break up is realising I don't give a shit about trying to pretend I like something I don't anymore, like I'm just being so blunt with my choices cause I really genuinely will only work out if you are yourself, I know that now

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My current really weird brain cycle is that ever since my last break up I have wanted to redownload dating apps for the dopamine it brings me, even though one of my biggest breakthroughs in my last relationship is that I'm most likely demi romantic and need to be friends with people first, and that the forced romanticism of dating apps probably won't work for me. Regardless of me knowing they won't work and they are low-key bad for my mental health and I really should just let myself stay single for now so I can heal anyway, I'm probably still gonna do it://

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I really like the idea that when I get a 'trans surcharge' for pay wave that all the money gets put in a giant bank account for me and all my trans homie to share.

I imagine it like a dragons lair filled with sexy fantasy money :)))))

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Top tip, don't buy fortune cookies before watching obsession

Ahahahaha

Those are now cursed and will notttt be eaten

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Obsession was a really great movie like 5 stars and incredible acting, but I will never watch it again and no one else should watch it 😁😁😁

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I'm being topped by the weather in a bad way

Call me under the weather

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New word suggestion for the dictionary :

'Hehimed'

Definition:

Something CK (me) keeps doing despite KNOWING their pronouns are they/them

Origin: derived from he/him

Can also be used as 'hehiming'

Example in sentence:

"Omg CK I can't believe you hehimed yourself again???" In public???"