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lmao wow look it’s that trash back here again whaaaat??? anyway, im ?? maybe I should ?? remake kiba ?? bc I love him ??

#ooc #is anyone still around #who knows #i just re read things and got feels #i love my boy and i miss him :')#who knows I might reemerge soonish #maybe #maybe not #the world may never know

So I was gonna make a starter call today and try to be more active and shit. But honestly after what happened last night I have 0 muse for Kiba right now. He’s too purehearted for what I’m feeling. So yeah idk, probably won’t be active for a bit, max a week then I’ll pick my ass up and get back here

#-.-#i just feel like shit #i want to bury myself in a hole and sleep for ten years #same lesson learnt once again: you literally can trust no one #what is even the point of having friends??? so they can eventually fuck you over???#apparently thats it #ooc

aren’t friends great?? especially when they completely betray you :)

#ooc #hahahahhahahaha #friendship is fucking magic #loving life atm #yep #having a great time #woop woop

au-rp-prompts-blog

Send me ⊗ for 3+ headcanons about your muse and mine.

otp-suggestion:

person a: *posing seductively on person b’s bed, completely naked.*

person b: move.

#;musings #;kibble & sauce #xltor #savvy pls this is them

uncannyxmemes

shit the squad says | part 3

“I breathe drama like oxygen.”

“It’s like Supernatural, people won’t let it die.”

“This music sounds like farts.”

“It’s late and I’m smutting.”

“I’m funny. Learn it.”

“What accessory are you sniffing?”

“I think I’ve been pretty tame. I don’t think I’ve cursed New York’s name in a few weeks.”

“Are you allergic to manners?”

“Acid, my true love.”

“Sorry, I was making pizza and had cheesy hands.”

“Machetying sharks is easier than just going inside.”

“What a day, a dude took a hint.”

“MY BED IS SHAKING!”

“I told the ghost to fuck off.”

“I wasn’t about to get ate by sharks the night before graduation.”

“I just imagined a tub of acid and a dick being dipped.”

“Make up your god damn mind, male.”

“Are we about to watch an hour of men pushing and shoving?”

“Go home bitch, stop playing in the dirt.”

“I got a stomach ache and DIED.”

“Why do you care about sperm in removed uteruses?”

“I’d like to pledge my life to lesbianism now.”

“I don’t need judgmental smiley faces from you.”

“If I didn’t use that so much I would put it on the banned list.”

“Fuck dealing with hair right now, I’m IN NO MOOD.”

“I’ve moved on thanks to Jesus and salt.”

“When did I do that. Why did I do that.”

“I’m gonna cook my food, you judgmental hoes.”

“I broke it off after I won.”

“I can’t believe someone took the microwave.”

“Who takes a microwave from the fuckin’ lobby?”

“I’m not hair-drying my mac and cheese.”

demoniclour

Wolf aesthetic

#;aesthetic

Heya friends, so my internet has decided it hates me and hasn't been working for two days now but hopefully it'll be fixed tomorrow and I can come on

#I'm gonna cry I can't live like this #got work tomorrow and while I'm there my mum is gonna call the Internet ppl #so hopefully they'll fix whatever is wrong #if not I literally might cry

aphroxbiteme:

Hello world, brand new demigod OC looking for people to interact with ( across any and all fandoms tbh ). If you could like/reblog/follow if you’d be okay with rping with a child of Aphrodite that would be lovely <3

#okay #last time i reblog this #i promise #but yes #i'll be over here most of today #then i have work #but yeah #go check him out he's cool #but also just a lil shit #ooc

aphroxbiteme:

Hello world, brand new demigod OC looking for people to interact with ( across any and all fandoms tbh ). If you could like/reblog/follow if you’d be okay with rping with a child of Aphrodite that would be lovely <3

#reblogs again #im liking this one #his muse is clicking with me #but yes #my aphrodite son

aphroxbiteme:

Hello world, brand new demigod OC looking for people to interact with ( across any and all fandoms tbh ). If you could like/reblog/follow if you’d be okay with rping with a child of Aphrodite that would be lovely <3