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Anastasya | 20

[relishboi]

this is the lucky post, ignore if you want me to kill you reblog to save yourself

[kissonwakeup]

youtube and google have evolved to the point where my half-assed typing could be recognized for the thing i actually intended

[justartisano]

[valleycrest]

ben 10 is actually the most realistic series centering around a child who suddenly gains superpowers because he just uses them for stupid petty mundane shit

[valleycrest]

-uses my fucked up alien eldritch ghost powers to steal a golf cart-

[beans-after-midnight]

Loving the energy in the notes

[straycatj]

オレ今日も元気です I’m fine also today!

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

let my nuts swang

[ink-the-artist]

new fursona just dropped

[nepofledgling]

oh so now I’m “gay” just because I have a lot of gay thoughts and gay feelings?

[gaycism]

me when i was straight in 7th grade

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

TikTok is convincing too many hot people that they're funny

[sexhaver]

tumblr is convincing too many funny people that they're hot

[golden-x-mage]

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

[avoiding-claws]

And “WHAT” in response as you and your cat just look at each other like

👁 👁

👁👁

[vetisntdead]

Getting meowed at is an essential vitamin

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

reminder that this is a free website with millions of users and zero ads that is run by normal human beings

you frickers need to stop complaining do you realize how much of a technological marvel this place is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[fragile-horse]

[rose-coloured-bi]

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[vixendoe-archive]

put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

they wouldnt interact with each other

[wokeuplaughing]

they’re in the same high school class

[weetabixofficial]

blasted against opposite walls like magnets

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[beeefy]

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

[femalepope]

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

[sapropel]

Not funny didn't laugh plus there's a gas leak in your house

[mtfoss]

I don't smell nothing

[sapropel]

Go back to sleep 👉👈

[mtfoss]

You got it boss

[sapropel]