Stars and astral cars

🎟 I’m Django, but I have a lot of names 🎟 ❌✖️He/Him✖️26✖️White/Roma✖️I am but a fish in an imposing room ✖️❌

[r4t-k1ng]

you’re worse than mike pence

[alivehouse]

i dont know. thats scary

[furryprovocateur]

why didnt achilles' mom dip all of the baby in the water? fucking moron i'm glad her son is gay and died

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[toskarin]

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

[junktastic]

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[melancholic-whimsy]

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all