The Potato Scientist

Who let me have a Tumblr???

[whitepeopletwitter]

[immapirateolive]

Quick tip: if you go skiing with someone under your experience level and they just want to stay on green slopes, don’t say that’s fine you can just work on your technique then..... it makes the other person feel bad and like they are holding you back

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[immapirateolive]

Story of my life

[januaryhoney]

atonement (2007) / susan sontag / lonely, natalie wee / pride and prejudice (2005) / leaves and blossoms along the way, mary oliver / maurice (1987) 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[immapirateolive]

It almost 1am and I was already woken up by someone slamming a microwave door, so I decided to get up to pee and fill my water bottle, only for my water bottle to be stolen literally within the two minutes I was in the bathroom. I’m ticked. I can’t freaking sleep now.

[books-n-quotes]

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[assortedfandoms101]

“Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?” Cardan asks, leaning back in the elaborately carved chair, the warmth of his words turning the question into something like a compliment. “No” I say, glad to be annoyed back into the present. “Tell me.” “I cannot,” he says, then frowns.  The Cruel Prince

Kill him, a part of me says, a part I remember from the night I took him captive. Kill him before he make you love him. The Wicked King

“It’s you l love,” he says. “I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.” The Queen of Nothing

Evolution of Jude and Cardan 🥺🥺

Holly Black, The Folk of the Air Series

[immapirateolive]

Things I learned working at a Hostel part 1:

I’m not as dumb as I thought, many people do not know how to use a toaster oven.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[immapirateolive]

Ayyyyyeeee we got one too!!!! (This was our first attempt at figuring how to set the yard for this year) I went for one piece of plywood and came home with this dude instead!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anthoniejcrowley]

[immapirateolive]

It’s hard leaving your heart behind to find your soul.

[lolshtus]

[giraffessicpark]

reblog to save a life

[lividgod-deactivated20220526]

now this is why they should bring back home ec. we dumbasses dive into college and the so-called ‘real world’ with no knowledge of this stuff, only knowing how to find the square root of x divided by a donkey’s left testicle

[xiofcrows]

“Write “nothing is set in stone” on my grave as both a witty pun and subtle warning that I will be back”

— Kaz Brekker

[whitepeopletwitter]

[immapirateolive]

As a diver, this is gold