YA memes, shitposts, and rants

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[phy-be]

In case you’re wondering, Inej got Kaz a new hat. He cried, probably.

[assortedfandoms101]

[funnytwittertweets]

[assortedfandoms101]

what I assume about characters based on their weapon of choice

bow and arrow

would definitely die in the Hunger Games (ironic right).

Innocent and wholesome

high levels of basic bitch energy but chill and loyal asf and I vibe with them.

most likely half of a friends to lovers trope

probably smells good.

dagger

Think they’re hot shit and lowkey suffer from main character syndrome, bc they really are “that girl”

Anyone who trusts them is a dumbass (bc daggers were made for stabbing backs)

combat skills are *chefs kiss*

They belong center stage at all times.

Enemies to lovers everyday.

sword

protector and a rule follower

reliable as fuck

They’ll probably be killed off dramatically for MC development and tug everyone’s heartstrings.

a gryffindor thru and thru

definitely lawful good.

staff

a peacemaker, but not a pushover

hella strong but doesn’t enjoy the fight.

Meditation and incense vibes. Very spiritually aware.

believes that the world is inherently good and sees the best everyone, but not naive

axe

Big dick energy and hella gay.

Strong asf, scary asf, probably tatted up to the max.

Brawny Slytherin energy.

a tough chick, but has soft spots, especially for hufflepuffs #slytherpuffcouples.

May be missing an eye or an arm

Most likely dating a staff person.

hand to hand

what the fuck

scary as all shit

Silent and mysterious, and incredibly self aware

Rly good judgement and hella intelligent

Ravenclaw 100%

poison

insanely fucking smart

meticulous and purposeful

ambitious af, definitely planning a master scheme of revenge

prone to ghosting and super mysterious

Lawful evil

double swords/knives

probably has 16 different identities and they’re all sexy af

The actual GOAT. I bow to you.

Loyal to their last breath, would die for loved ones any day (bc they love hard AND lowkey hate themselves)

Definitely got past trauma and probably have more secrets than identities

Rock solid morals

Enemies to lovers, no question

double guns

three words: panache, swagger, and style

winks a lot

comic relief but also the baddest of bitch

jesper fahey

MULTIPLE knives

INEJ GHAFA

marry me

[assortedfandoms101]

no but the irrational anger I feel when a character cuts her hair and ruins the accuracy of her mental avatar

LIKE YES I GET IT YOU NEED TO DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A MAN BUT CAN U GET A HAT

[rosiethorns88]

New Sketch-a-Wish voted on my wonderful Patreons for January! Featuring Kaz and Inej from Six of Crows!

Who’s ready to see scene this in live action? 😩✨🧡👀

[emrysbyers]

SOC: CK:

The girls who get it get it, the girls who don't... don't

[assortedfandoms101]

~strange the dreamer spoilers~

All I’m saying is if the love of my life finds my dead body upside down and impaled on a spike because I literally fell from the sky and he doesn’t immediately fly to my floating house of god-children to demand my resurrection, I don’t want it.

[sanktnikolais]

Honestly, let’s face it. A lot of people aren’t thrilled with the Nikolai casting. I know that because it’s very, very obvious with how the fandom is erupting with the recasting of Patrick Gibson as Nikolai.

First issue to draw out is because he’s most likely “not up to par” with what you’ve imagined or hc-ed him to be. And I think that’s still okay, not everyone’s expectations can be met. But to go as far as trashing the actor because he doesn’t look like your Nikolai? Mmmm, I think we need to go sit back on that and think. Shouldn’t you give the actor a chance to prove himself? I don’t have much ideas about casting ways, but if the director approves him, and also Leigh? I think that should give you a heads-up that maybe he could pull it off well. 

And let’s remember, if you read the books really well, Nikolai’s charm is all because of his quite-aloof, annoying, and talkative personality, and also his very bad jokes, that’s why I think many people like him—including me, yes, I kin him—and not just because of his looks alone. I don’t get why people suddenly became too obsessed on how he actually looked like than caring if the actor can whether do the things that made Nikolai likeable in the first place or not. 

Did we all just like Nikolai because of his looks alone and not his annoying-ness? I don’t think so. I’ve seen comments that said “he’s lesser handsome” than how Nikolai looked in their hc-ed. Why suddenly go with how he looks like instead of how he acts? Make it make sense. 

And secondly, the whole concern.jpg for Patrick’s tweets dated 2011, which is still horrifying to read, as much at it repulses me to see it, I think the petition y’all are starting should demand for apology, and not demand recasting. I mean, isn’t that all we want? For people to own up to their actions? Then start by asking for apology. Also, we don’t know the guy, or what he has been through, or what he had become in the span of more than a decade or so. I know I am treading a dangerous line here, but I don’t know him at all, and I do not exactly have the right supporting arguments and evidence to blatantly deny him of the role or the chance. He had been announced as a cast for two days and now almost everyone who had a say against the casting wants to remove him from the casting. 

But I do want him to address it, as it doesn’t indeed look good on his reputation. There’s no excuse to it. The only time it’s time to go through the drastic measures is when we don’t see any changes. I think that would be fair. 

Demand for apology. Ask and hope for changes in their character and behavior. 

And lastly, let’s not all paint Nikolai Lantsov like a saintly-being that didn’t do wrong in his life in the books. He’s not all clean and transparent, and has done some shit as well. Newsflash, sweetheart, Nikolai isn’t the perfect character you’re thinking and fantasizing him to be. Just like many other compelling characters in the Grishaverse, he has obvious flaws and bad sides. And if you can’t accept that it’s part of what makes him a character, then I don’t think you’ve looked at the bigger picture, or have understood him well. 

[assortedfandoms101]

incredibly well put 👏👏

[jjelliacee]

sgajskdks can't believe I woke up just in time for the shadow and bone cast announcement

[jjelliacee]

I apologize now for the person I will become when these two interact on screen

[moonminho]

[shadowandbone]

OFFICIAL CAST ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR SEASON 2 OF SHADOW AND BONE

LEWIS TAN will play Tolya Yul-Bataar.

ANNA LEONG BROPHY will play Tamar Kir-Bataar.

PATRICK GIBSON will play Nikolai Lantsov.

JACK WOLFE will play Wylan Hendriks.

[inejghafa17]

Yeah i know everyone is hyped about who's gonna be casted as Wylan, Nikolai, Tamar and Tolya. The real question is

WHO IS GONNA BE JOOST?!?!?

[assortedfandoms101]

Everyone knows the iconic

“‘I have heard that for mortals, the feeling of falling in love is very like the feeling of fear.’”

The Wicked King 

but how can we even talk about

“Jude,’ he´d said, running a hand up my calf, “are you afraid of me?’”

Cardan, The Wicked King

When this masterpiece exists

“‘Well, I was hurt, and yes, you scare me. You’ve always scared me. You gave me every reason to fear your capriciousness and your cruelty. I was afraid of you even when you were tied to that chair in the Court of Shadows. I was afraid of you when I had a knife to your throat. And I am scared of you now.’”

Jude Duarte, The Queen of Nothing

To conclude,

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[assortedfandoms101]

hot people are six of crows stans first and shadow and bone stans second pass it on

[kanejdorogaya]

sometimes love is a disabled boy with cards up his sleeves and a brown religious girl with knives up her sleeves.