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Transgender women charged for child support by social services.

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Transgender women charged for child support by social services.

MOBILE, Alabama –

In a stunning decision out of Mobile Alabama family courts, a young transgender person has been deemed responsible for providing child support for a child they are raising.

Alexi Campanos (22 Mobile), gave birth to her son Miguel in July of last year. Between then and now, Alexi, who identifies as a man, chose to complete reassignment surgery and become a full blown male.

This is where the issues with Mobile, Alabama begin. Alexi has been using social services to cover all medical expenses, wic distributions, and food stamps as he is a young single parent trying to make his way in an overly cruel world. Mobile social services has had a difficult time tracking down Miguel’s biological father in their attempt to recoup some of the costs assumed by the State of Alabama. That is, until earlier this year when their database got a hit on Miguel’s probable father.

Since Alexi is now listed in Mobile’s social service database as a male, the city was able to identify Alexi as the father of Miguel with 99.9% certainty. Because of this finding Mobile country courts have made a determination that Alexi owes more than $8,000.00 in medical expenses to the state, $1,800.00 in back support to himself, and will be charged $232.09 per month paid to himself in child support.

It sounds like I am just paying myself but the state receives $8.50 a month in service fee’s from the money I pay. They also expect me to pay for my own hospital care. Now they want me to get a job as I am demanded to provide insurance for miguel. I dont want to be a man anymore. – Alexi Campanos

Mr. Campanos is expected to appeal the finding of Alabama social services, and according to legal scholars this decision cannot stand.

This is an absolute travesty of momentous proportions. Just because Mr. Campanos chose to become a man does not mean the law now needs to punish him like one. -CHARLOTTE YIN ESQ (ATTY MR. CAMPANOS)

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Democratic cannibalism- not the same as traditional cannibalism

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Democratic cannibalism- not the same as traditional cannibalism

San Francisco, California –

Cannibalism has failed every time it’s been tried. No society has ever sustained itself on a diet which included human meat. Does that mean living in a country where eating your neighbors legally is wrong? Well, not necessarily,  according to DNC Spokesman Gordon Brushard –

Democratic cannibalism is not the cannibalism you have read about in history books. Sure we eat people but we are more edgy, nutriciously conscious, and trendy. This is not your fathers cannibalism. – Brushard

Though cannibalism has always failed, we are not aware of Democratic cannibalism ever being tried anywhere on Earth. Proponents point to a focus on nutrition and recycling as ways that improve on yesteryears failed attempts, and a bright future in people eating.

It’s great for the economy because you hunt and prepare your own meat. It’s great for population control, it keeps us in better shape through leaner cuts of meat, and it’s just plain delicious – Brushard

The movement grows

The new Democratic cannibalism plan has been slipped into the curriculum at several university campuses across the nation and the results have been more than Washington could have ever asked for. Students not only support that plan but have offered up their own meat for the cause.

This is not normal canibalism, its democratic canibalism. If you’re against it you need to check your privilege you racist, sexist, xenophobic, old white Male! – Cloe Zhe (San Francisco University student)

It is impossible to know if the DNC or its Students across the nation are right. With the backing of tens, if not hundreds of thousands of students throughout the United States it appears that Democratic Socialism, err I mean, Democratic Cannibalism is here to stay for some time. Get your forks ready.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Mulls 2020 Presidential Run Despite Her Age

Washington, DC – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), or AOC as she is called by the kids, is a 29-year-old US Legislator elected in New York’s 14th District to the US House of Representatives.  She is so popular in socialist circles that many lament the fact that she cannot run for president due to the constitutional age limitation.  According to Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution, the minimum age for a president is 35.  Additional requirements include natural citizenship and fourteen years of US residency.  Both requirements which she clearly meets.

This thing is just full of pesky rules.

Several solutions to this problem have been suggested to remedy this issue.  First, a Constitutional amendment was proposed decreasing the age requirement to 30.  This idea was scrapped for several reasons.  First, the likelihood that it would pass Congress before 2020 is so remote that even with massive grassroots support it would fall into the category of a pipe-dream.  Most people look at the tendency of millennials to live with their parents well into their 30s and consider the prospect unpalatable.  There’s also the matter of Congress’ utter inability to do anything more meaningful than naming post-offices.  Perhaps the biggest detractor from this plan is that it is considered an ‘extremely stupid’ idea by essentially every thinking person.

The next solution was to pull a page from the Obama playbook and fake a birth certificate.  On the surface, this idea had some merit.  The main detractor is the number of times media has specified the fact that she is a 29-year-old bartender with no political experience whatsoever, elected to the national legislature by a mere handful of votes.  That ship sailed because the obviousness of the forgery would be apparent, as well as the fact that it’s already been tried.

Yeah, he’s totally a 6-year-old girl. Totally.

The best hope for her candidacy in 2020 seems to be to convince her that she is, indeed, a 48-year-old, gay, black man. A loophole no one would possibly have considered even a few short years ago.    There is even a precedent.

Recently, a gentleman named Stefonknee Wolscht ‘came out’ as a 6-year-old girl despite his actual chronological age of 52.  This seems to be the basis of the plan to run her in the 2020 race.  Wolscht and his ‘trans-ageist’ movement is the stuff that socialist dreams are made of, it would seem.  Due to the fact that many former Bernie Sanders (D-VT) supporters consider him a filthy sellout and a charlatan not worthy of a glass of water if he was on fire, this new hope has breathed a breath of fresh air into the socialist movement in America.

Perhaps the most beautiful thing about this plan is the built-in defense it has against attack.  Anyone who questions it can be immediately smeared as a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic bigot.  Since the majority of the pushback will undoubtedly come from cis, white, male, heterosexuals who value outmoded concepts like facts, reason, and evidence, this dismissal is certain to work with the press.  Especially CNN.

As a result of this new development, AOC now has a clear path forward for a 2020 presidential run.  The socialist community could not be more thrilled.  Based on the sheer number of Democrats running, the race should shape up to be an exciting one where no matter what they try, Trump still wins.  We wish all the candidates the best of luck even though we know what will happen well in advance.

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Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots to log out.

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Facebook has been compromised and it is time for all Patriots to log out.

Facebook has been compromised. Why does it matter? Why should we care? How does It effect me? What difference does it make? If you are a liberal progressive who believes all speech that doesn’t agree 100% with your beliefs should be outlawed and hidden from the masses it makes all of the difference in the world. If you are anyone other than a liberal progressive who believes in the freedom of ideas with vigorous robust open debate it not only makes a difference,  but you are spending far too much time in the wrong place helping make the wrong people wealthy.

Hate speech becomes the key to everything when discussing how Facebook props up any and all leftist ideals while diminishing and punishing any contrary viewpoints whether they actually violate any Facebook community standards or not. They (Facebook) have slowly moved toward an entity that now Considers ‘hate speech’ to be anything that offends the sensibilities of anyone on the left. Here is what Facebook considers to be ‘hate speech’.

Does Facebook take their own rules seriously? Let’ Look at the following examples. These are all examples that I have personally been a part of.

  This first meme was created by me and caused a million problems for me on Facebook. In three days this meme was seen by 42 million people and had over 700 thousand shares. Liberals were so furious at its success that they flooded my page and website with hate filled diatribes full of violence and death threats. Hundreds, if not thousands of them, reported this post under the guise of hate speech and they won. Facebook capitulated and banned my personal account for hate speech. Was this satisfactory to these liberal thought police? Of course not. They went through years of my pages history and reported literally everything.

This was a Valentine’ day joke we shared from another source. Basically joking with our single followers that even Hitler had someone. Facebook did not have an issue with this post until 2 weeks later when we had our 2nd amendment post go viral. They banned my personal page again and unpublished our main page from Facebook due to ‘hate speech’. Although there is an appeal button there was no way to state our case or speak to anyone about this. The source I shared this meme from is still active and this meme is still up on their page. I am sure that’s all just accidental.

Saying I was furious would be an absolute understatement. I decided at that point, even though I am against censorship,  that I would report some of the vile garbage I see on a daily basis as a way to test Facebook’ ‘Hate speech’ policies and I was not disappointed.

  Sooooo… this post did not violate Facebook community standards and was allowed to remain.

I guess one of the lessons I learned was even if it is a joke and not glorifying Nazi behavior anything associated with Naziism or Hitler is just off limits on Facebook. Nope…

Same results as this picture does not violate Facebook policy. So very strange, yes? Maybe they did not notice the Nazi swastika? Or maybe because it is something, although lewd,  that Facebook agrees with?

I am sure the results would be different if someone were to make threats of violence against others just for their political opinions, right? Nope.

This also does not violate Facebook community standards.

I could spend the next month of my life reporting posts like these and be denied by Facebook. Seems like a total waste of time to me since the results are not going to change. Facebook is what it is. They are entitled to be whatever they want. At the same time, you are entitled to know the kind of people you are making wealthy by logging into their service. Is it time we cut their exposure in half by leaving them to pursue another social media platform? Maybe then, and only then, will their shareholders understand the importance of free speech and fairness. If anyone is aware of any other social media platforms that still value free speech feel free to leave links in the comments. We would love to see someone replace this liberal juggernaut and give another platform an opportunity to compete.

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Wwe's stubborn constant pushes of Roman Reigns borderline obnoxious

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Wwe's stubborn constant pushes of Roman Reigns borderline obnoxious

The Wwe Universe went to sleep angry again last night. The creative minds that make all the decisions in the WWE nearly fell basakwards into one of their coolest Elimination Chamber ideas ever, but then quickly corrected course and destroyed everything they had spent a majority of the night creating. Braun Strowman was about to become an all-tme legend by pinning each of the six opponents in the Chamber match on his way to headlining Wrestlemainia. What an absolutely genius set up going into a Blockbuster match against Brock Lesner. The Beast Brock Lesner versus the man who pinned the 6 top contenders for Lesner’s title in the same match. You could not hope to create a more compelling main event for your biggest show of the year, but then……

As usual when the WWE nearly finds some accidental brilliance someone, somewhere decides that good ideas, and over storylines are just not what the WWE is all about anymore. Just as everything was about to go right Roman Reigns cancelled my subscription to the WWE network for me by pinning Strowman.

I don’t understand the Wwe’s stubbornness when it comes to Roman Reigns. The fans can not possibly do more to let the WWE know how they feel but the WWE continues to ignore their desperate cries. The worst part is this is not even Reigns fault. 100% of the fault lies within WWE creative. When nearly ever person in the male 18-34 year old demographic hates a guy you are trying to push as a face it is a big problem. You might suggest it worked with John Cena but the circumstances were very different and Roman Reigns is no John Cena. Why not try a heal turn to allow Reigns to develop some edge in his character? How about giving him six months off and then bring him back repackaged in some way? This is where the stubbornness comes in. The WWE is simply going to do whatever they want and you, the fans, will have to live with it. They are partially correct as this product is theirs and the certainly can do whatever they want with it. They are wrong, however, in believing the fans are just going to continue to live with it. I have other entertainment options and am happy to move on.

I am sure Strowman will be added to the Wrestlemainia main event due to this fan backlash but it’s too little too late. The damage has been done one too many times and I, for one, will not be watching.

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Detroit women sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

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Detroit women sues Proctor & Gamble over Tide Pod weight gain

DETROIT, Michigan – A Wayne County couple, today, filed a federal lawsuit against the Proctor & Gamble corporation (Makers of Tide detergent), for a defect in the companies (Tide inc.), detergent pods which led to unprecedented weight gain and other related health anomalies. Seraphine Spiker and her husband Melvin (stay at home parents) claim Seraphine’s consuming of Tide pods have caused her to gain 45 pounds over the course of a single month. According to documents obtained from official court records the Spikers attorney (Jackie Chiles Esq), the scent of the Spikers clothes became a trigger for hunger.

“Yeah, that’s going to be a problem. It’s gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It’s an infringement on your constitutional rights. It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

A physician associated with the Spikers insists that Seraphine’s weight gain is not at all related to the fact that consuming tide pods causes intestinal distress and potential permanent digestive damage, but that her weight gain is a direct result of the fact that Tide pods are addictive.

We reached out to Tide, Inc. for comment.  They said, “Are you fu*#ing kidding me?”  then promptly hung up.  We’re not sure if that means they don’t believe us or if they just keep getting these sorts of calls.  More on this story as it develops.

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Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next Couple Seasons

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Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next Couple Seasons

People paying attention to the insanity coming out of the political left have noticed that people, especially, the more vocal social justice types, have become a parody of themselves.  The worst part of the problem is that no amount of facts or exposure to reality seems to get through to them.  As a result, the show is doomed to be canceled.

Reality has a funny way of making no sense to people who can’t think.  Stupid people are unaware that they say stupid things because no one tells them they’re wrong.  The reason no one tells them is simply that they’re stunned they heard such idiocy.  Below are a few of the more idiotic things idiots have said.

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Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next Couple Seasons

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Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next Couple Seasons

People paying attention to the insanity coming out of the political left have noticed that people, especially, the more vocal social justice types, have become a parody of themselves.  The worst part of the problem is that no amount of facts or exposure to reality seems to get through to them.  As a result, the show is doomed to be canceled.

Reality has a funny way of making no sense to people who can’t think.  Stupid people are unaware that they say stupid things because no one tells them they’re wrong.  The reason no one tells them is simply that they’re stunned they heard such idiocy.  Below are a few of the more idiotic things idiots have said.

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Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next Couple Seasons

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Humanity Has Jumped the Shark; to be Cancelled in the Next Couple Seasons

People paying attention to the insanity coming out of the political left have noticed that people, especially, the more vocal social justice types, have become a parody of themselves.  The worst part of the problem is that no amount of facts or exposure to reality seems to get through to them.  As a result, the show is doomed to be canceled.

Reality has a funny way of making no sense to people who can’t think.  Stupid people are unaware that they say stupid things because no one tells them they’re wrong.  The reason no one tells them is simply that they’re stunned they heard such idiocy.  Below are a few of the more idiotic things idiots have said.

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I Swear I cam Into This Room for a Reason Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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I Swear I cam Into This Room for a Reason Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

It’s called Threshold Memory and we all have it. As you get older you have it more frequently. Let this be the string around your finger that reminds you that you had a reason.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed

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North Korean Idol Quarterfinalist Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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North Korean Idol Quarterfinalist Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

It was rigged from the start so even making it that far was a win. Show the world that you are a proud loser, especially when you lost to the dear leader and God Emporer of the greatest nation on earth.*

*These statements not evaluated by the FDA

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Side-seamed

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Immediate Safety Warning Label Mug

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Immediate Safety Warning Label Mug

Let people know that you only want safe news. Immediate Safety is the only safe place for news.  If you’re sitting in some boring meeting with boring people, you don’t have to be one of them.  Sip your hot or cold beverage from our mug knowing that you’re smarter than everyone in the room.

Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe • White and glossy

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NOAA Answers the Question: 'Where Da Hoes At' with Science

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NOAA Answers the Question: 'Where Da Hoes At' with Science

SUITLAND, MD – The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, NOAA, the US’s premier natural pattern studying organization, has taken a major leap forward in migratory patterns using satellites and big data.

For background, NOAA has and maintains a family of satellites such as the GOES (Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite) family satellites which are geostationary weather satellites positioned above the equator.  They also have the POES (Polar- Orbiting Environmental Satellite) family which, as the name implies, orbit the poles.  They have HEO (High Elliptical Orbit) satellites that do other work.  We’re talking about a new family of satellites.

The announcement of the HOES (Human Oriented Excursion Satellite) family of satellites will track the mass movements of people.  Partnered with major mobile phone providers and big data from Facebook/ Instagram and Twitter, NOAA hopes to be able to track mass movements and specific individual characteristics from space.  The database will update in near-real-time and allow users to drill down to a block-by-block level of people’s movements

The HOES satellites track the people. Instagram rates them.

Bear with us because this next bit will get a little technical.  The way it works at a very high level is, the satellites track mobile phones.  The beauty of the program, however, is that it never attributes any data to a specific user but can pinpoint users.  The data is bounced off Instagram and Facebook to give a better picture of the movements.  If people are traveling for fun, it’s almost certain to give an uptick in traffic and hashtags to those sites.  Given the case study of figuring out which clubs are ‘poppin’ one would simply need to observe the heat map to determine the locations of people, then add the Facebook and Instagram layers to see ‘where da hoes at.’  Public check-ins and geotagged photos are tracked and layered over the satellite data to paint an accurate picture of not only the quantities of people in a given area but also the ‘quality’ (if you know what I mean).

When the project is finished (scheduled for mid-May), it will no longer be guesswork to determine which club is the best club and which club is dead.  Opponents of the program say that it reduces club goers to a commodity, like salmon or ducks.  We reached out to the National Organization for Women (NOW) for comment.  They assumed we were trolling them and hung up.

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San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism

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San Francisco Saved From Terror Attack; Liberals Claim Racism

SAN FRANCISCO, California – Developing

According to several reports, the city of San Francisco was recently saved from a Christmas week terror attack by quick thinking agents of the FBI. Though most people are thankful and relieved by these reports, others in the surrounding San Francisco area are furious and site racism as the reason Everitt Aaron Jameson was brought to justice.

Looks kinda white Chase

“The only reason Everitt Aaron Jameson was caught was racism,” claims Chase Tannin (Modesto stay at home dad). “If the color of his skin and religion are the only reasons he was caught I rebuke The FBI and Trump”.  Many others in the San Francisco’s liberal majority had similar feelings regarding Jameson’s arrest,

I have amazing thought-provoking things to say

“This country has turned it’s back on Muslim men. They can’t even think about committing a terrorist attack without racists beating down their doors”, said Rosie O’Donnell (Actress, activist, asshole), “Since Trump has been elected there has been an unjust war declared on militant Islamists. This is racism and he (Trump) is not my president”.

As more developments emerge, be sure to check back here for updated information.

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New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did Something Good

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New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did Something Good

The New York Times has a history of hating President Trump across the board. They have run stories that use incendiary language leading readers to believe a mundane thing is the end of the whole world.  They have also run stories that use language intended to downplay major successes of the administration.  They have taken a huge swig of the social-Marxist Kool-Aid and vomited it onto their pages just like the rest of their pseudo-journalistic kind.

Can you even believe it?

Recently, they did something no one ever considered.  They published an editorial article on Sunday the 17th that said President Trump succeeded in destroying ISIS.  It’s as if their inability to recognize reality took a break.  The shock we had at reading this article simply served to underscore the wildly skewed reporting we’re used to.  We now wonder what they’ll say next.  Are they starting to do real journalism again or is this a one-off article?  Time will tell.

The reality is, all he did was cut the tether of the generals.  I wonder why previous administrations didn’t consider that as an option?  Can you imagine a weirder idea than allowing a subject matter expert to do his job without you breathing over his shoulder?  It’s weird, we know.

In the meantime, go over there and comment to tell them how surprised you were to see the truth in their ‘newspaper’ even if it was one man’s opinion.

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New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did Something Good

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New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did Something Good

The New York Times has a history of hating President Trump across the board. They have run stories that use incendiary language leading readers to believe a mundane thing is the end of the whole world.  They have also run stories that use language intended to downplay major successes of the administration.  They have taken a huge swig of the social-Marxist Kool-Aid and vomited it onto their pages just like the rest of their pseudo-journalistic kind.

Can you even believe it?

Recently, they did something no one ever considered.  They published an editorial article on Sunday the 17th that said President Trump succeeded in destroying ISIS.  It’s as if their inability to recognize reality took a break.  The shock we had at reading this article simply served to underscore the wildly skewed reporting we’re used to.  We now wonder what they’ll say next.  Are they starting to do real journalism again or is this a one-off article?  Time will tell.

The reality is, all he did was cut the tether of the generals.  I wonder why previous administrations didn’t consider that as an option?  Can you imagine a weirder idea than allowing a subject matter expert to do his job without you breathing over his shoulder?  It’s weird, we know.

In the meantime, go over there and comment to tell them how surprised you were to see the truth in their ‘newspaper’ even if it was one man’s opinion.

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New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did Something Good

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New York Times Editorial Staff Throws Curve-ball by Admitting Trump Did Something Good

The New York Times has a history of hating President Trump across the board. They have run stories that use incendiary language leading readers to believe a mundane thing is the end of the whole world.  They have also run stories that use language intended to downplay major successes of the administration.  They have taken a huge swig of the social-Marxist Kool-Aid and vomited it onto their pages just like the rest of their pseudo-journalistic kind.

Can you even believe it?

Recently, they did something no one ever considered.  They published an editorial article on Sunday the 17th that said President Trump succeeded in destroying ISIS.  It’s as if their inability to recognize reality took a break.  The shock we had at reading this article simply served to underscore the wildly skewed reporting we’re used to.  We now wonder what they’ll say next.  Are they starting to do real journalism again or is this a one-off article?  Time will tell.

The reality is, all he did was cut the tether of the generals.  I wonder why previous administrations didn’t consider that as an option?  Can you imagine a weirder idea than allowing a subject matter expert to do his job without you breathing over his shoulder?  It’s weird, we know.

In the meantime, go over there and comment to tell them how surprised you were to see the truth in their ‘newspaper’ even if it was one man’s opinion.