I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams

Nice ta meet ya, the name's Liz. I'm a 27 year old TMNT fan. THIS BLOG CONTAINS THINGS THAT ARE NSFW! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[jamiebluewind]

Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas to my Christian, Catholic, and Santa lovin readers,

Happy Haunkka to my joyful Jewish goofballs,

Blessed Yule to my positive Pagan peeps,

Ramadan Mubarak to my magnificent Muslims,

Habari gani? to my kind Kwanzaa lovers,

Merry Pancha Ganapati to my honored Hindus,

(source)

Merry Newtonmas to my awesome atheists, agnostics, and secular science lovers,

(source in a post by c0nc0rdance on Twitter)

And Happy Holidays to all ^_^

PS: Sorry for those that I could not get gifs to work on/find a safe gif so I had to use screenshots. I tried my best.

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💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[turtlesbythebay]

Reader giving the boys lap dances? Teasing them while in the privacy of their room?

>:3c

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Can I just-

Look

Look at this big babey

I love me some nerdy turtle

Just- everything about this man is beautiful. The way he licks his lips when he's concentrating, the way his eyes stare at nothing when he's thinking, the way he moves with his body when he does literally anything. Is there anything more you would want from a man?

Why have a muscular jock when you can have a tall, adorable nerd? Look at this man!

The way he's always caught up on what's going on, the way he's always paying attention.

Also, the way his muscles move when he's working or training. Not like that of a high school jock in a way.

And that bod

Don't forget about the bod!!

Is there anything more you could ask for in a man??

Sorry, I just had to.

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MMMF

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Some Donnie for you all~ Gosh I love him 😭💜

[multifandomwriter18]

"You really know how to make me cry when you give me those ocean eyes"

Feel free to repost or idk do whatever you want with this xD

[multifandomwriter18]

"You are perfect to me."

Sorry for not posting in so long, life has been keeping me busy and anime has kinda consumed me at the moment.

Feel free to repost and save or whatever, just post this with crediting me

Have a lovely day everyone!!!

[b3opal]

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I don’t stay up that late but this is too funny not to share lmao

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

Leo: Everyone will die-

Donnie: -OF HAPPINESS !!!!

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Can we all just appreciate 2007 Donnie for a moment? This poor boi dealt with the Karens of the 2000s to help put bread on the table. What a guy 💜

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Thank you for following me. Thank you for reblogging from me. Thank you for liking my posts. Thank you for sending me nice messages. Thank you for staying followed to me. Thank you for making my Tumblr experience amazing. Thank you.

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I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

[multifandomgirl-us]

I need to be able to have more tags lol

[thelostandforgottenangel]

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[foreignbrunette]

I wanna hug him 💜💜

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So apparently I have a very specific type... 😂

Tall, nerdy men in glasses. Apparently I can’t get enough ❤️

Edit: You guys!! In the comments, post a gif of your favorite nerdy, glasses wearing man 😁👓

[immortal-turtles]

[aurora-the-kunoichi]

Pukk on Twitter

“I accidentally merged Mikey into another layer and said “fuck iiittt” so here’s an unfinished Donatello instead lol🐢 #tmnt #donatello”

This is drop dead gorgeous

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STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

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LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG 

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Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.

[butimaloneandfree]

Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…

[cumbermums]

My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^

[foreignbrunette]

I wanna hug him 💜💜

[turtlesbythebay]

Reader giving the boys lap dances? Teasing them while in the privacy of their room?

>:3c

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