Dead Or Alive 5 Screenshots

This is a blog i made to host the screenshots i take in the game Dead or alive 5

[ectobiologisteb]

[immortalknight485]

This is the best thing ever and i really wish john stood up for jake in cannon.

[catfancies-deactivated20160112]

Cat: is sleeping Me: places THE gentlest kiss upon his cheek Cat: chirps Me: cries

[immortalknight485]

Eh, Cats sense movement so don’t....unless you meant cries tears of joy....in which case hell yeah!

[immortalknight485]

Msparp Convo

Wednesday 18 December 2013

ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.

Dirk "Bro" Strider [BRO] joined chat.

EB: oh, hi mister strider!

BRO: *is sitting in one of those old fashioned chairs that you'd see in a bond movie with his back turned to john*

BRO: *he turns around suddenly and grins at john, stroking lil' cal which he has on his lap*

BRO: Well, hello mr egbert.

EB: uh...is...is dave home?

BRO: No, i'm afraid Dave is out at the moment

BRO: *you give john a big grin, and lil cal glances at john cackling*

EB: oh my god what the fuck.

BRO: What? I feel like being an evil villian today. You dont like?

BRO: Haven't you ever seen From Russia with love dude?

EB: yeah, but cmon. warn a guy next time!!

BRO: Then it wouldn't be funny. Or ironic.

EB: Pft. whatever.

EB: So, Dave?

BRO: Like i said he's not here. Dude stepped out

BRO: i mean if you wanna go cause you were looking for him that's fine.

EB: nah, just...quit the creepy things.

BRO: Lil cal isnt creepy.

BRO: *lil cal seemingly in response leans forward and winks at john*

EB: oh my god no bro put him away.

BRO: Wow i thought only dave was creeped out by this thing.

BRO: *he suddenly stands up, and walks over to john while still holding lil cal*

EB: dude! *He steps back*

BRO: *lil cal seemingly reaches out for john with arms outstretched and...makes a kissy face?*

BRO: *you suddendly grab hold of the hair of lil cal and rip off what is revealed to be a mask on the head of lil cal*

BRO: *revealing the head of Dave strider.*

BRO: Dave: Sup

EB: THE FUCK

ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.

BRO: Dave: Was it something I said?

[rabbitohsfan123-deactivated2019]

I was so scared that Hutz was dead, thank you this was the best news I've gotten in a year

http://www.mediafire.com/download/quljwz2qa348hzl/1102_56.zip

[immortalknight485]

the zip file is password protected so i cant access it ;_;

[immortalknight485]

Bro messes with john

ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. Dirk "Bro" Strider [BRO] joined chat. EB: oh, hi mister strider! BRO: *is sitting in one of those old fashioned chairs that you'd see in a bond movie with his back turned to john* BRO: *he turns around suddenly and grins at john, stroking lil' cal which he has on his lap* BRO: Well, hello mr egbert. EB: uh...is...is dave home? BRO: No, i'm afraid Dave is out at the moment BRO: *you give john a big grin, and lil cal glances at john cackling* EB: oh my god what the fuck. BRO: What? I feel like being an evil villian today. You dont like? BRO: Haven't you ever seen From Russia with love dude? EB: yeah, but cmon. warn a guy next time!! BRO: Then it wouldn't be funny. Or ironic. EB: Pft. whatever. EB: So, Dave? BRO: Like i said he's not here. Dude stepped out BRO: i mean if you wanna go cause you were looking for him that's fine. EB: nah, just...quit the creepy things. BRO: Lil cal isnt creepy. BRO: *lil cal seemingly in response leans forward and winks at john* EB: oh my god no bro put him away. BRO: Wow i thought only dave was creeped out by this thing. BRO: *he suddenly stands up, and walks over to john while still holding lil cal* EB: dude! *He steps back* BRO: *lil cal seemingly reaches out for john with arms outstretched and...makes a kissy face?* BRO: *you suddendly grab hold of the hair of lil cal and rip off what is revealed to be a mask on the head of lil cal* BRO: *revealing the head of Dave strider.* BRO: Dave: Sup EB: THE FUCK ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected. BRO: Dave: Was it something I said? Dirk "Bro" Strider [BRO] disconnected.

[snowydragonsx-deactivated201602]

I believe the world can be made into a happier, and much brighter place, through the thorough application of nature’s toolbox—chemistry!

[immortalknight485]

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS I MUST KNOW AND SEE IT!

[fictionfolio]

dO KAREZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR DAVEREZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or rOSEMARY???

Anonyme a dit : please do rosemary

Anonyme a dit: ROSEMARY

Rosemary then :)

Send me a ship…and I’ll tell you who holds what

The umbrella, when it rains - The popcorn at the cinema - The baby, when it cries - The ice cream cone, when they share - The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie - The basket, when they go shopping - The door, on dates - The other’s hand, most often - Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day - 

[immortalknight485]

This is just so beautiful and whoever made this is a wonderful person

[land-of-propaganda]

[babycakesbriauna]

Because God forbid a young, black male in America actually wants an education.

[immortalknight485]

just speechless....

[immortalknight485]

[immortalknight485]

[ask-cosplay-2p-england]

Who’s your team?

[immortalknight485]

I got Dana Scully, Doug Stanhope, and bender. GO me.

[insouciantamoeboid]

aw little Dave doesn’t know how to draw smuppets. he can draw dicks though..it’s kinda the same no? i bet it’s practically canon that the first thing Dave ever drew was a dick. and Bro was probably so proud he had to go secretly cry in the bathroom for a few minutes

anyway, i always figured Dave would have like the most disturbing children’s drawings ever 

also, headcanon : Bro takes pictures of people’s butts and uses them as caller id pics

[immortalknight485]

seen on rebloggy.com/homestuck

[bromancer]

scenestuck (and nepeta) v2

[immortalknight485]

you also didnt appear to change equius....except for his shoes? GG.

[cacofemismo-deactivated20120610]

[stahl-ebooks]

Visit Original Link

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

[nicolas-px]

i cant believe this

[kevinburnsred-deactivated202304]

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[immortalknight485]

wow

[space--cadet-glow]

A Dream Last Night about Homestuck's Ending

Last night, I dreamt that Homestuck ended with a flash.

And in that flash, all I remember is that “Life is a Highway” by Rascal Flatts was playing. 0________0

I don’t even like Rascal Flatts. 0-0

[immortalknight485]

was that the version that was in cars? Meh, i like the original version better.

[forcedanonymous-deactivated2014]

So I heard one that’s sort of a horror story. Apparently the main hotel that ACEN takes place at, the Hyatt, used to have a glass staircase leading from the ground floor to the “main” floor lobby. (since then it’s been replaced by frosted glass) Well, as you can expect, a group of pervs busted out their cameras, stood underneath the stairway and snapped photos as women walked up the stairs. The ACEN staff became wise to this and recruited the help of one con-goer who goes by the name “Sailor Bubba”. Sailor Bubba is, apparently, exactly what his name implies. He’s a very large… oh shit, I just google searched him. Pic related. This is bubba. Apparently he approaches wearing a sailor skirt the same way the scots approach wearing a kilt. So, the ACEN staff had him pace up and down the stairs. As the story goes, the photographers dispersed shortly thereafter.

-medfag !BqcQeeA4HA

[immortalknight485]

Thats amazing. Makes me wish i could've gone considering I live so close to it but i dont have money D: