flaggot

he/she/they yall know pretty much everything else

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I got that dawg in me

the dawg in question:

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every single morning I wake up surprised

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if someone dosent stfu while watching an episode of something and then when its over say again how much they didnt like it I feel like you should be able to tell then you already know

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why does every single one of my friends think im a lesbian? I'd fuck the weatherman in a heartbeat

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got the summer autism dream job

I just have to set up activities for kids and break them down again for two months and I get $3000

I dont even have to interact with the kids

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anyone else remember when enjoying flavors of food was just being a foodie and a pretty good thing?

I kinda miss being able to call myself a foodie for liking various foods and wanting to try more, now its just being a fatass

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theres two things ive been wanting for years

Keven

and a switch lite with a Pokémon game (now I kinda want the tomodachi game too)

I love the feeling of wanting because I love imagining the happiness of having

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the evil site i put in yesterday didnt immediately work, fine it happens

tell me why I go out and I go so high my sensor just says HIGH with an arrow up

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someone needs to put me down istg

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half convinced that anesthesia doesn't actually make you high or act like that (ive been put under 3 times and every time woke up perfectly normal)

either that or im just built different

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how come every time im really high my mom offers me something sweet she doesn't want anymore that I do want but im so high I have to say no?

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passed a billboard for McDonald's new summer drinks and all I could read was ' NOW POISONING'

it said 'now pouring' but who knows, maybe it is the next panera lemonade that kills you

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sometimes I think im dumb and then remember I know, like, 4 languages

then I remember im dumb in all of them

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my blood sugar has been all over today and I keep involuntarily thinking "I cant win"

and then voluntarily thinking "at least I get to play"

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I love being a t1d college student 8 hours away from home

has me texting my parents like this

(context pic of previous convo below)

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cuntosaurus rex

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be careful who you bully in high school

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yk how the poster had crowley's wings turn a bit white on the tips?

also, do we think this is who metatron yells at in his office?

ykw? nevermind, post canceled