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|The Old Guard as Vines| so… uh… I may have spent too long on this… but... Enjoy!

#this took me HOURS #but it was worth it #the old guard #the old guard netflix #the old guard crack #andromache the scythian #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #sebastien le livre #nile freeman #quynh #joe x nicky #nicky x joe

solrosan

What takes me through today is the thought of Nicky using that reverse mind-fuckery on Christian bigots and in his most serene voice saying “I will pray for you, my child.” whenever they open their mouths to spew hate.

#gottem #and then he murders them because we dont tolerate bigots in THIS found family #the old guard #nicolo di genova

life-love-geekculture

The old guard: A story of four ancient (and relatively ancient) immortals and the one 24 year-old put in charge of the brain cell between them.

#thats it #thats the movie #spot on op #the old guard

sunarntarou

and there’s nothing like a mad woman, what a shame she went mad. no one likes a mad woman, you made her like that

#correction: I like a mad woman #her name is quynh and shes andys wife but also my wife #the old guard #quynh

daniela-bella

The first time I watched The Old Guard, so many lifetimes ago, I’m pretty sure I missed Joe’s primal, guttural scream when Keane killed Nicky because I was busy doing the exact same thing.

#bro sammmmme #the old guard #yusuf al kaysani #nicky x joe #joe x nicky #kaysanova

flarya93

immortalwarriors

Nicolo is the ultimate andromaquynh shipper.

Thanks to this anon for the idea.

The friendship meme about Adam / Eve and Andy/ Quynh but it's Nicolo instead of the meme guy in the photo.

Oh my god you’re a genius anon.

This is the original post by @flarya93

#the old guard #the old guard netflix #the old guard memes #andy x quynh #quynh x andy #nicolo di genova #asks #ask box #anon ask

joeal-kaysani

some people….. watch the armored car scene….. on a loop….. to cope💖

#im some people #exposed #the old guard #joe x nicky #nicky x joe #the van scene

scarlet-welly-boots

Funko hasn't given us Nicky and Joe Pop's. We need them...so i made my own.

#omg op is doing gods work #netflix has made an error i would like tog funkos right now please #the old guard #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova

digenovanicolo

[Nicky and Joe] discovered they couldn’t die because they couldn’t keep the other one dead

They got lucky in more ways than one

#hehe noice! *gives joenicky a high five*#theyre up all millenia to get lucky #the old guard #nicky x joe #joe x nicky #the old guard comics

yellowstripedtowel

I was just thinking about how, at the beginning of the movie, Booker doesn’t hug anyone. Doesn’t even shake their hand. That’s only for the others. He is completely distant, except when fighting (or hugging Andy goodbye BUT I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT GOODBYE).

It just lends credence to the idea that Booker never told anyone anything, except for Nile. Because he didn’t want her to make the same mistake with her family as he did.

Like… my good French bitch. COME ON. DID 1800s MASCULINITY MESS YOU UP THAT BAD.

Who am I kidding, it probably did.

#booker needs a hug thats why hes sad #ill give him a slap and then a hug #he deserves them both #the old guard #sebastien le livre #booker x therapy

intergalacticmca

Joe in the early days of travelling with Nicky, thinking about how hot Nicky’s ass looks underneath all that armour but also whether it’d be a good idea to fuck a Catholic