Evan Peters as Warren Lipka in American Animals (Bart Layton, 2018).
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Evan Peters as Warren Lipka in American Animals (Bart Layton, 2018).
Evan Peters as Warren Lipka in American Animals (2018)
Starter Call
smash the heart or reblog the post and I’ll get one out to you
American Animals (2018)
Director - Bart Layton, Cinematography - Ole Bratt Birkeland
“You’re taught your entire life that what you do matters and that you’re special. And that, there are things you can point towards that would…which will show that you’re special, that show you’re different, when, in all reality, those things… don’t matter. And you’re not special.”
( * &. – MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS.
‘ i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet. ’ ‘ i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife) ’ ‘ let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes. ’ ‘ blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical. ’ ‘ touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease. ’ ‘ call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me. ’ ‘ healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake. ’ ‘ me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess. ’ ‘ do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both ’ ‘ *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable. ’ ‘ my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight ’ ‘ quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever ’ ‘ date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places ’ ‘ any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind? you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it ’ ‘ i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them ’ ‘ *nervously calls crush bro* ’ ‘ i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues. ’ ‘ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ’ ‘ concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now ’ ‘ i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you. ’ ‘ i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy ’ ‘ why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni. ’ ‘ date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles ’ ‘ going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together. ’ ‘ we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking. ’ ‘ you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe. ’ ‘ one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them. ’ ‘ you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking ’ ‘ why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary. ’ ‘ i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me. ’ ‘ *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay. ’ ‘ i like to blame myself for everything just in case. ’ ‘ the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word. ’ ‘ love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious. ’ ‘ i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break. ’ ‘ sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone. ’ ‘ who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke. ’ ‘ i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you. ’ ‘ i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration. ’ ‘ me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare. ’ ‘ so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others. ’ ‘ my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning. ’ ‘ if you think i’m cute send me money. ’ ‘ one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry. ’ ‘ not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore. ’ ‘ there is no reason not to love with you whole heart. ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text. ’ ‘ ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful. ’ ‘ so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ’ ‘ i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything. ’ ‘ yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff. ’ ‘ i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot. ’ ‘ let me show you just how good i can be. ’ ‘ i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am. ’ ‘ i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys. ’ ‘ i’m a snail and god is salting me. ’ ‘ i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die. ’ ‘ being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!??????? ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me. ’ ‘ i have hella heart eyes for you. ’ ‘ you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour. ’ ‘ it’s pretty iconic to like yourself. ’ ‘ i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life. ’ ‘ stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me) ’ ‘ i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one. ’ ‘ to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’. ’ ‘ i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor. ’ ‘ on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal. ’ ‘ let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours. ’ ‘ alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right. ’ ‘ tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot. ’ ‘ catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you. ’ ‘ smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness. ’ ‘ self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta. ’ ‘ you didn’t go through all of that for nothing. ’ ‘ get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie. ’ ‘ i wish i could be there to take care of you right now. ’ ‘ home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you. ’ ‘ i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ ok but platonic forehead kisses. ’ ‘ my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie. ’ ‘ what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately). ’ ‘ do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks. ’ ‘ life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep. ’ ‘ by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12? ’ ‘ cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part. ’ ‘ don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit. ’ ‘ there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you. ’ ‘ being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me? ’ ‘ if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck. ’ ‘ i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too. ’ ‘ my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr. ’ ‘ you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on. ’ ‘ don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight. ’ ‘ not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs. ’ ‘ it’s you. it will always be you. ’ ‘ why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me. ’ ‘ thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness. ’
Cuddling with Warren ~Headcanons~
Warren Lipka x Reader
A/N: This wasn’t requested. I just really love Warren and need more of him on my blog. Warren would give some of the best cuddles, let’s be real here.
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Sex with Warren ~Headcanons~
Warren Lipka x Reader
Warning: Smut, Protected sex, Rough sex, Degradation, Spanking, Hair pulling, Gentle sex, Fingering, Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Nipple play
Requested by Anonymous: “Hey honey, did you already seen American Animals? I was wondering if you could make one sex with Warren headcanon? Thx”
A/N: Okay, you have no fucking idea how excited I was to get this request! I fucking love American Animals, and I love love love love Warren! I may have let these get away from me, but I still hope you can enjoy them! x
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Send me "dominate or dominated" and I'll flip a coin for a drabble about our characters
Heads and my character gets dominated by yours.
Tails and my character dominates yours.
[virtual coin flip here!]
Send for your muse to do one of the following to mine.
Carries, bridal style.
Kisses cheek.
Tickles sides.
Growls at
Tackles to the ground.
Slaps.
Cries in front of.
Holds and refuses to let go.
Protects.
KICKS.
Bites.
Holds hand.
Winks at.
Steals a kiss.
Dances with.
stabs.
Yells at
stares at.
Sniffs.
pats head.
Pins down.
Blocks their exit.
Glares at.
attacks.
gives flowers.
sings to.
proposes to.
gazes into their eyes.
blushes at.
asks out on a date.
breaks up with.
runs away from (flustered)
chases.
begs for forgiveness.
rejects them.
Sneaks up on.
gets caught following them.
Hides from
Scares them.
comforts them.
headbutts
nose boop.
forehead flick.
runs away with.
shares a treat.
flirts with.
BADLY, flirts with.
breaks down in front of them.
Cuddles with.
shoves away.
pulls in closer.
leans in to kiss but then stops themselves.
Tries to confess their feelings but chickens out.
reads to them
whispers into their ear
Invades personal space.
tries to make them laugh.
apologies to.
trips them.
catches them.
eyes them up and down.
smirks at
rolls eyes at
playfully shoves.
American Animals (2018).
Evan Peters as Warren lipka in American Animals (2018)
Evan Peters as Warren Lipka in the trailer for American Animals
Evan Peters’ dancing and singing scenes (2012-2018).
Horror movie starters
“Whatever You Do, Don’t Fall Asleep.”
“I See Dead People.”
“ Heeere’s Johnny!”
“Do You Want To Play A Game?”
“Do You Like Scary Movies?”
“A Boy’s Best Friend Is His Mother.”
“Sometimes Dead Is Better.”
“Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.”
“No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.”
“It’s Halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”
“Love means never having to say you’re ugly.”
“Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.”
“Get away from her, you bitch.”
“Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things, right now: Jack and shit… and Jack left town.”
“Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.”
“They’re all gonna laugh at you.”
“Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ Mark Twain shit. ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
“Groovy!”
” What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
“I should warn you, princess – the first time tends to get a little messy.”
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
“Welcome to prime time, bitch.”
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
“Darling. Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in.”
“GET OUT OF YOUR PANTS!”
CARING SENTENCE STARTERS
for muses that need a little love.
❝ i’m here for you. ❞
❝ let me help with that. ❞
❝ i’m here. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna hurt you. ❞
❝ if they do it again, you tell me. ❞
❝ i’ll protect you. ❞
❝ i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you. ❞
❝ let me take a look… ❞
❝ i’m a phone call away. ❞
❝ you should have called me. ❞
❝ here, sleep. ❞
❝ if you wanna talk, i’m here. ❞
❝ hey, shh, it’s okay. ❞
❝ i’ll never let you go. ❞
❝ you’re with me now. ❞
❝ nothing’s gonna take you from my side. ❞
❝ i’ll do what i have to. ❞
❝ i need you to stay here, okay? i got this. ❞
❝ it’s safe here. ❞
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞
❝ we’re gonna have to keep ice on that. ❞
random sentence starters: the sequel
random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.
“ where have you been? “
“ wait, is that my shirt? “
“ … you collect beanie babies? in 2018? “
“ ow! now you have to kiss it better! “
“ hey , is this your phone? i found it on the table over there. “
“ is that naruto fanfiction … again? “
“ i swear to god if you tell anyone about my ao3 account i’m going to punch you right in the throat. “
“ lets go to the beach. “
“ missed me , missed me , now you have to kiss me! “
“ I SAID LET ME LISTEN TO CELINE DION IN THE DARK IN PEACE PLEASE! “
“ i can’t believe we had a whole conversation just in vine references. “
“ so, what are we binge watching tonight? “
“ i bought eight books today … please tell me to stop before i buy eight more. “
“ you fucking ignorant fucking slut! “
“ that’s just wildly inappropriate. “
“ have kids? me? don’t make me laugh. “
“ just leave … just … just leave. “
“ how about fuck you? “
“ anD HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST! “
“ whoa , whoa , whoa …….. whoa , there bucko! “
“ what do you mean you don’t believe in dinosaurs?! “
“ have you lost your mind because i’ll help you find it! “
“ what you looking out there for? jesus could walk through those doors and he wouldn’t be able to help you! “
“ i have a crush on someone out of my league , please help me level up. “
“ impromptu dance party? “
“ so , you didn’t get to be what you wanted to be when you were younger? “
“ i wanna have 100 kids so i can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend. “
“ lets do karaoke. “
Starter call!
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