dude you really captured Dave's voice in that. I really think your fic would be great! poor jade is a little girl having a crush on a terrible man, but at least he is not terrible in that way.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
the long awaited fic for all of like 3 people!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
like i said before this was completed a looong while ago but i went back a couple days ago and decided to change and add something! it was originally a one shot but i thought splitting it into chapters would flow better (probably within the next two weeks?)
dont know how to title or tag or anything so if i did something wrong my bad just lmk
ik i got a lot of improving to do so any criticism is greatly appreciated =]
I am NOT dead, i am just more active on reddit‼️‼️
here is the original idea i thought of!
i didnt wanna clog the blog up with double posts of shitposts, but if ppl want me to do that just lmk! 4 the time being ill just leave the higher quality stuff here, which i did a teensy bit of since my last post so expect some stuff soon =P
AND to the anon who messaged me a couple months back I'm still working on the fic, im just embarassed of my writing and im tweaking the picture I drew, and i have no idea how to format pesterlogs on ao3 (if anyone knows pls help me out ❤️🔥). ill post it by the end of the week u have my word ✌️
Please I need more thoughts about Junko and Matsuda's silly relationship/life together
you are my first anon!!! soz for the late response, got bz w finals and general tomfoolery but i wanted to do a comic for this one of these thoughts
I already feel like they default to throwing playground insults at each other, but if shes directly referring to him shell call him yasuki or suki and to this day he still thinks she's just making fun of him. He refuses to call her anything but Ryoko, but if talking to other people or referring to her hell fall back to said insults.
(personal hc is that Junko Enoshima and Mukuro Ikusaba are their stage name and code name respectively, but no one but Yasuke knows their actual names. As far as anyone knows, their lives started right at high school prior to entering HPA. yasuke thinks the mukuro name is trash and thinks that everyone who believes thats her honest name is an idiot but he won't spill. Hes not really in the mood to get roundhouse kicked for insulting mukuro -- well, he's never in the mood to get assaulted, but especially not by mukuro. She was breaking tibias as a 3rd grader, think of what she can do now).
(PS PS: yasuke is definitely an asshole but I think the insults he slings at Ryoko are farther than the banter he usually engages in because of how much trouble junko caused. It definitely feels weird to insult her only for her not to trade jabs back and he knows hes being as asshole because it's not Ryoko's fault specifically, but all the trouble she continues to get herself into really ticks him off too. Its cathartic but he feels overwhelming guilt over it)
Aight down to my others, let the yapping being (under cut) vvv
1. Yasuke doesn't really know how to take care of himself, but his ego doesn't allow him to admit it. His mother used to cut his hair and then that moved to Ryoko. After he goes to HPA, he makes an attempt, but ends up giving up which is why his hair is unruly and he's wearing the same dirty shirt and yadda yadda. Dude probably has one of those atrocious 13 in 1 shampoos but its not even open cuz he just gave up.
Yknow how junko was trashing on mukuro for stinking? She would do the exact same thing but shell be talking about his manly bo or some sht and he makes a beeline for the bathroom cuz he's not trying to hear that.
2. Speaking of her sister, she and Yasuke weren't really friends. Because Ryoko is seemingly so obsessed with this random boy she just met and seemingly likes more than her even though he doesnt talk and, once again, just meeting him. Ryoko wants them to be friends, so Tsumugi does put effort into trying to befriend him, but he's still not talking and all he does is ignore her (at least pretend so you can make your ""girlfriend"" happy) and not pull his weight. She thinks that hes just a jerk thats going to end up hurting her sister and makes it clear that shes not against kicking his butt if he does anything. Hes a really tall kid and he may be older, but hes also really lanky and she can (and has) kicked his ass before. All the other kids already think Tsumugi is scary so its not like shes drowning in friends either, but all she needs is her sister.
3. If Junko's promise was to never forget Yasuke, then his promise is to protect her in any way he can. Hes a very skilled neurologist, but hes also taken up general practitioner things in order to make sure she's in good health. She never gets sick and has a superhuman level of durability, but she 1000% fakes as an excuse just to hang around him more. Because of what happened to his mother he insists on being the one to take care of Junko anyways so it works out in her favor
4. After elementary, ryoko has had a hard time sleeping on her own (despite being in the same room the night prior, tsumugi somehow disappeared without a trace and couldn't be found while on vacation). Because of that she and Yasuke sleep in the same room.
When she gets to HPA, her dorm room is converted into a walk in closet and she just stays in Yasukes room.
5. Shes making him go gyaruo at least once. If he gets to dress her like a loser grandma then she's gotta get her get back.
6. He knows the entire home alone script on account of watching it 32+ times (stopped counting). Shell keep making him watch this bs even when the movies proceed to suck harder than the last (It was either this or saw and hell watch this 60 more times over than watch that franchise).
I got so many ideas but ima stop there cuz this is gettin kinda long and some of these might work better as fanfiction (which i might seriously try doing cuz I'm apparently not that bad at it!)
> Dave: Recoil in disgust and projectile vomit everywhere.
No need. You’re as cool as a cucumber up in here, even if the AC has been busted for three months now and you’ve been secreting so much material from your skin that you may as well be considered an amphibian.
You have no earthly idea why she likes that guy. This is the type of mystery you have to drop to your knees, clasp your hands together and pray to a god you don’t even believe in or sacrifice a pregnant cow to Jupiter or something because there is no scientific explanation that would explain this grotesque, unnatural phenomenon.
Sure, you gassed him up to the high heavens, but something about this is just yucky (excluding the obvious) – something that you are clearly not ready to confront yet! Give it another three years, maybe?
They go together as well as peanut butter and cheese, or pineapple pizza, or Sid and Nancy, or Pam and Tommy, or Chris and Rihanna and wow you hope there’s not a pattern there.
Luckily for her (and you) you’re pretty sure your brother isn’t getting his R. Kelly on, so he’s probably not into little girls and won’t do shit, but you still can’t help but feel weird about it.
This is the type of shit Rose would try to psychoanalyze but you’d much rather keep this to yourself and cringe about it to solely yourself in the future. Maybe you’ll ask John about it later granted you don’t block this from your memory in the next two minutes.
got so many fanfics written but I never post em cuz I ain't comfortable w my writing but this is a good compromise
also s/o my very first anon ask B] i c u just gimmie a bit i got skool junk
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