Ur So Crazy Girl

[thememedaddy]

[greelin]

“unhand me” is so good. and always appropriate to say. like literally unhand me

[fairycosmos]

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

[kosmogrl]

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[imnotcrazyimnotcrazyimnot]

I have so much to say but I haven’t a quill, ink, or carrier pigeon. Any practical solutions to this?

[imnotcrazyimnotcrazyimnot]

Sometimes I want to go fishing, but if I were a fish I wouldn’t want to be tricked like that. Catch and release?????? LEAVE ME ALONE IM A FISH

[repetitionandvariation]

i'm the guy who causes all those random mystery bruises and tiny scratches you only see when you wake up btw. yeah. sorry. it sucks for me too, but i have to do it. i just crawl into people's houses and start beating on them very gently with hammers and nails. yeah it's a lot. sorry. i didn't want you to find out like this but oh well.

[cannibalchicken]

[adamshallperish]

my beautiful girlfriend "open link in new tab"

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[marisatomay]

One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

[secretaryofdarkness]

Sincerity found to be the most fuckable trait in humans, 7 million years running

[dogesterone]

7,000,001 years ago, it was having a cool pair of jorts

[cannibalchicken]

[dovv]