✧ ryerson.
“today was the worst day i’ve had at work in a while… some guy came up to me and tried to fight me on area 51 for hours. i mean i didn’t even get to do my job there was just so much talking…. how much more evidence do you need, y’know ??”
“ you should’ve charged him extra for wasting yor time. why can’t they appreciate the beauty of silence ? if you want someone to pretend to care about your problems then go to shrink or even better ― get a pet. at least they won’t mind if they are bored to their deaths. ”






