Baby, where the hell is my husband?

Avantika. She/her. 25. MDNI! Reblogs and follows from farrikdanked.

[imonabitchparade]

Masterlist (Perpetually Under Editing!)

Heeeyyyyy! Vanti here! I just want to make a quick little disclaimer here that I don't use or tolerate the use of AI in writing. You can take the emdash away from me over my dead body!!!

The Warmth at Sunset - Bob Floyd x Reader | Space Travel AU

The Shirt Fics - a writing warmup series

These aren't that good. I'm sorryyyyyy!

John Walker

Bucky Barnes

Yelena Belova

Ava Starr

Alexei Shostakov

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine???

Bob Reynolds - Part One

Bob Reynolds - Part Two

[goth-queen]

[sugarskies]

[ceilingfannnnn]

Psych ward for you

[delgrosso]

A platitude?

[delgrosso]

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[elgatoarcoiris]

This reference + The Sentry

ib: @/_sanyan on tiktok !!

[animentality]

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[beardedmrbean]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[beardedmrbean]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.