Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

Ryan, 32, he/him. Bay Area/Central California. Potty-mouthed bi plant gay 🏳️‍🌈. Killing time with politics and shitposts while my plants grow. In an open relationship with @slip-n-slide-enema 18+ only plz bsky: sodom-hussein Selfies Aesthetic/Nature blog Orchid blog Instagram

[sodom-hussein]

Hi! Welcome to my blog.

I can also be found on bluesky, pixelfed, and wafrn!

Mutuals can dm for my signal or snap

Below are some tags I use!

[sodom-hussein]

Corporations and bloated NGOs may gentrify Pride but they'll never gentrify piss kink. Just sayin

[mintaikkcorpse]

Love baby. Use baby as pillow

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[rain-droplet]

who turned them german mid tag ?

[dastardlywlw]

how do you know they were transformed midday?

[boringkate]

A priest tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give them money because they deserve it more than you: Not taxed.

A chaturbate femdom tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give her money because she deserves it more than you: Taxed.

???

[iamrockqueen]

[zawmbikilla]

every time i see this image it makes me happy

[emo-oreos]

or this one

[sodom-hussein]

[lakemojave]

I've always been really confused about the world culture of Fallout, especially before the collapse.

Like it's my understanding that the timeline diverges from our own after WW2, with the United States entering a golden atomic age driven by relentless xenophobic and expansionist conquest, plunging the world into a fascistic death spiral that lead to the resource wars and nuclear armageddon. And to deliver that bleak premise with a satirical edge, it's canonical that American culture is, at least by the 2070s when the world ends, stuck in a sort of neo 50s obsession where the only music and art that's popular enough to survive the nukes is all stuff that originated more than a century beforehand.

Like I get that the criticism being made is that a culture obsessed with its own past is indicative of a bleak present crushed by imperialism and nationalism, but can you really expect me to believe that Fallout's American empire was so bad that culture and art and aesthetics were just. Frozen in time for more than 100 years? Addicted to their own past? That the American people were so embroiled in reactionary ideologies that they were incapable of moving forward and creating anything new?

Anyway did you hear they're rebooting Malcolm in the Middle this year? And the Mummy. And the Devil Wears Prada. And Masters of the Universe. And Meet the Parents. And a 5th toy story movie. And a moana remake.

Could mean nothing.

[ptarmic]

I went to the river today and it’s so very low. Not good but I look cutie

[achillesinhighheels]

[mephistopheles]

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

[realitytvgifs]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[officialwailingwoman]

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[chillyfeetsteak]

terrible post

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about