Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

Ryan, 32, he/him. Bay Area/Central California. Potty-mouthed bi plant gay 🏳️‍🌈. Killing time with politics and shitposts while my plants grow. In an open relationship with @slip-n-slide-enema 18+ only plz bsky: sodom-hussein Selfies Aesthetic/Nature blog Orchid blog Instagram

[sodom-hussein]

Hi! Welcome to my blog.

I can also be found on bluesky, pixelfed, and wafrn!

Mutuals can dm for my signal or snap

Below are some tags I use!

[amor3-club-deactivated20260325]

mutual masturbation is so underrated, doesn’t matter if irl or online

[unionisedmanc]

Hey besties is it horny in here or is it just me

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[milotik]

it’s tuesday

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[pangur-and-grim]

talking to offline friends about your online drama is good, because they’re like “not only does this not matter, but it’s actively pissing me off that you’re talking about this.” and then talking to hyper online friends is the opposite, because they’ll be like “omggg it was horrible, they dragged your corpse into the public square and everyone was taking turns pissing in your mouth!”

[pangur-and-grim]

and it's like, okay can you at least describe it in a way that isn't hot?

[sodom-hussein]

"Slut era" as I scroll grindr on the toilet till my legs fall asleep

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[3liza]

cancel your mullvad subscription

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy

If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement