Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

Ryan, 32, he/him. Bay Area/Central California. Potty-mouthed bi plant gay 🏳️‍🌈. Killing time with politics and shitposts while my plants grow. In an open relationship with @slip-n-slide-enema 18+ only plz bsky: sodom-hussein Selfies Aesthetic/Nature blog Orchid blog Instagram

[sodom-hussein]

Hi! Welcome to my blog.

I can also be found on bluesky, pixelfed, and wafrn!

Mutuals can dm for my signal or snap

Below are some tags I use!

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[creatingblackcharacters]

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

[hidanvevo-blog]

we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[the-frog-blog]

They need to make a grindr for gay guys to meet lesbians to get beers with

[sammy-bammy]

If being queer gets you in hell, imagine how boring heaven must be

[sammy-bammy]

Reblogging this again for pride month

[prisonrot-deactivated20260602]

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

[pukicho]

I am producing enzymes you wouldn’t BELIEVE right now

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[dhaaruni]

This is very good

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

It is indeed very good:

(And this is why I'm once again recommending that people watch Merrily We Roll Along, which is one of the only major pieces of media I know of whose primary focus is the painful loss of adult friendship! Seriously, it feels so cathartic to watch something that dedicates entire songs to losing friends!)

[dhaaruni]

This is very good

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[zigdirty]

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments: