Psyllium Husk for your Dashboard

Ryan, 32, he/him. Bay Area/Central California. Potty-mouthed bi plant gay 🏳️‍🌈. Killing time with politics and shitposts while my plants grow. In an open relationship with @slip-n-slide-enema 18+ only plz bsky: sodom-hussein Selfies Aesthetic/Nature blog Orchid blog Instagram

[sodom-hussein]

Hi! Welcome to my blog.

I can also be found on bluesky, pixelfed, and wafrn!

Mutuals can dm for my signal or snap

Below are some tags I use!

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[officialwailingwoman]

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[chillyfeetsteak]

terrible post

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[apolladay]

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

no

nuance

literally bald

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[ceruleanfuckup]

Which way should the toilet paper be facing?

Falling away from you (behind)

Falling toward you (in front)

Remaining time: 6 days 21 hours

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[glowcowboy]

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

[dickspooky]

This is about some of you

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Here it is. The post that started it all.

[earthnation]

40,000+ notes and multiple spinoff posts and my thrussy remains unfucked. a modern tragedy

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[tentiebear]

I want something that's half college campus and half retirement home

For thirty-somethings

The dream

[catmask]

i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me

[catmask]

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.