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[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[theszandor-deactivated20190509]

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

[imonlypartlygay]

Here here here here

[imonlypartlygay]

“Ew men” I say standing in front of my pansexual pride flag clearly inplying I like men but I’ve grown so scared of men that I can’t come to terms that i like men

[imonlypartlygay]

Listen if I where to have a clone of myself I honestly feel like I wouldn’t know what to do. Like I’m an anti-social bitch with adhd and autis- do I seem like the type of person who would be enjoyable to be around??? On a different note I have gotten into bbc Sherlock for no apparent reason. Tumblr I’m blaming this on you.

[imonlypartlygay]

Fuck

[imonlypartlygay]

idk I'm in a giggly mood at the momen- fuck

[imonlypartlygay]

SEEDS AND WATER ARE NICE! HAHAHAHAHA

[imonlypartlygay]

JUST BECAUSE I EXIST DOESNT MEAN I WANNA.

[imonlypartlygay]

“Are you okay?” Mentally or physically? Because no.

[imonlypartlygay]

“Could a depressed person do tHIS.” I say as I clean my room which hasn’t been cleaned in a few months.

[imonlypartlygay]

I say this on Twitter and I will say it's on here Alexander and Thomas didn’t hate each other they just debated so much thats all they knew to do when they saw each other. Also John Laurence was baby. Don’t @ me. thats it