Castiel Deserved Better

Dean. He/They. 27

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

[kinky-cas]

i know for a fact i am not the first person to make this post but. they should have had kathryn newton play apocalypse world cas. it could have been SO fun and juicy.

[kinky-cas]

and i bet she wouldn’t have done the stupid voice!

[firstprinced]

ik we're always talking about ilya being like YEAH i bagged shane hollander, so proud to finally show off, but i mean shane bagged THE ilya rozanov and i imagine him to be much more like. growling at people LMAO. yeah MINE... don't even have thoughts about him.... yeah i did lock him down yeah only me ever only me. you have 3 seconds to stop looking at him.

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[dailyhollanov]

#ilya was in heaven

[unhinged-kitten]

who’s been here since 2011-2014?

[louferrignojrofficial]

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY 1.01

[weremustelidae]

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[johnwinchesterofficial]

alright boys i’m off on another hunt! dean, you’re in charge. here’s your phone list in case of emergency:

bobby singer mad at me

rufus turner mad at me

martin creaser loony bin

pastor jim dead

bill harvelle dead

ellen harvelle mad at me

dean winchester

good luck! don’t call me.

[shanyshko]

for the rest of his life carter vaughn assumes everyone around him is a closeted gay person just so he never has to be the only one running his mouth about allyship at the fag table in the russian ice cream shop again. people try to tell him this is NOT progressive but it's not about that.

[hudconera]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[neptuneverypretty-deactivated20]

"Why are you smiling at your phone? Is it a boy?"

Yes actually. Its two boys. And they're doing unspeakable things to each other.

[manhasetardis]

Heated Rivalry + Textposts 21/?

[ilyarizzanov]

will I be burnt at the stake if I say that I don’t think Ilya’s fuckboy persona is entirely an act. will people draw and quarter me if I say that I think he is a different person with different people and none of them are entirely separate from who he is. will people stone me if I say that ilya loved being a fuckboy and loved sleeping around at the time and had a fucking blast doing what and who he wanted even if he wanted to be with shane for most of it.

Like I think people eschew that persona from him too aggressively in favor of making him a Soft Boi but there are multiple facets to ilya and I dont think any of them are necessarily fake. Just because he used promiscuity to cope doesn’t mean he didn’t have a marvelous time participating in it. That man loved pussy. He loved fucking pussy and eating pussy and making women come and whine his name. You cannot convince me otherwise. He was a very proud slut. Just because Shane made a housewife out of a hoe doesn’t make the Hoe Phase not genuine. U feel me?

[renthony]

Hot take but rigid divisions between queer identities and heavily-policed labels that are treated like diagnoses are really, really bad.

Trans men have shared histories with lesbians who have shared histories with bisexual women who have shared histories with ace people who have shared histories with aro people have shared histories with gay men who have shared histories with trans women who have shared histories with nonbinary people who have shared histories with etc etc etc etc etc.

Labels are important for people who want them, but we need to stop treating sexuality and gender as rigid boxes and checklists.

[idhren]

yes. labels aren’t a fort you need to protect; labels are a pin you can add to your backpack to signal being part of something. You can, in fact, have more than one label (as a treat).

[eflatminorseven]

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it