✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐒EALED WITH A LEAD KISS ... ( a remastered collection of dialogue prompts originating from syfy's wynonna earp SEASON 01. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. )
pretty AND smart. we’re gonna get along just fine.
if you hurt her i’ll kill you!
you’re in this with me now, [ name ].
no one else is gonna save you.
why don’t you slip into something more comfy, huh? like a coma!
i’m gonna put you in the ground like it’s my job.
i noticed you already ‘borrowed’ all of my whiskey.
you’re supposed to be normal - you’re supposed to be SAFE!
of all the things i’ve ever wanted to call you? you’re such a coward.
wanna know how batshit i am? nobody shoots my family but me.
you’re really staying this time, aren’t you?
this is blackmail, you dick!
you owe me dinner. i’ll settle for tacos!
it seems i have settled among a commune of artists.
how about smiling, huh? you ever do that?
well, i like attention. i always have.
i’ve been meaning to introduce myself, i’m [ name ].
when i see something i like, i don’t wanna wait.
good thing you’re not some guy, right, or this would be really, really awkward ...
you don’t have to be nice to everybody.
i would remember a face like yours.
i’m an excellent judge of character.
darlin’, i’m everybody’s type.
the dead don’t get a vote.
god, that’s super weird — what’s going on?
run ! i’ll hold them off.
i am sorry, [ name ], but it’s you or me.
you’re a good man! you’ve got a code!
you have no idea what i want.
buy me a round, [ name ]? seems like you’re just my type.
we can’t all settle down with our high-school sweethearts.
welcome to team ‘shut up and do what he says’. sometimes, we get donuts.
you should be doing this. you were meant to.
deal with that ... or i will.
we didn’t trust each other ... and now look what i’ve done.
you do not know what i am.
you’re supposed to be a hero.
pull your head out of the past.
the hell took you so long?
this is what our victories might have to look like.
look, if you’re about to propose a threesome, i’m tired and i haven’t shaved my legs.
this just doesn’t make sense to me.
the problem with this criminal thing, is it’s kinda fun.
i can’t live like this, not anymore
don’t get your hopes up, we don’t know what we’re gonna find.
it wasn’t my idea to do this.
this is the only way to sanctuary.
you just could never help yourself.
vengeance is hollow, [ name ]. it isn’t worth a thing.
i need rules. a code. otherwise i’ll end up just like you.
stop kidding yourself, [ name ], you are exactly like me.
i sympathize with your predicament.
leave, if you want. go get ... dead.
only one death scares me, and it didn’t take.
ugh, ever heard of manscaping?
come on, he is just ... so beneath you.
what’s up, [ name ]? i never see you.
i’m the one with the vendetta, why are you gunning so hard?
you think an $8 bottle of pinot will make me listen?
i never liked you, you know.
back then, you lived and died by what the seasons gave you.
can’t we just enjoy the moment for once?
[ name ], now is not a good time.
would you like some company?
it’s gonna be a long night, might as well make it fun.
how many tiny pillows does one girl need?
hold on a second, i want to record this so i can replay it to you when you’re being a dick.
you being here is definitely not selling ‘normal’.
there’s been a change of plans, i need to go away for awhile.
this is supremely cryptic, even for you.
say ‘pomegranate’ if someone’s got a gun on you.
this doesn’t seem healthy, [ name ].
i don’t really care where we are, as long as we’re all together.
are you sure you’re okay?
don’t be cross, i’ve got wood.
your ass is like ... top shelf.
dude, you’re like a walking bumper sticker.
is this strip poker? i’m not shy...
this kind of wound won’t heal, i’m dead already.
you save your vendetta for another night.
don’t shoot me, [ name ].
honestly, [ name ], you’ve gotten so weird.
nobody keeps booze in here, [ name ].
i think somebody’s trying to scare you ... toy with you. why?!
you of all people should know better than to try and make me question my sanity.
what do you MEAN you killed a stripper?
in my experience, dynamite solves all manner of problems.
haven’t you read a romance novel lately? heroes always win.
oh, you want to be a hero?
wanna tell me what that was about?
that was really brave. stupid, but brave.
i have something i need to say.
i’m starting to think sanity’s overrated.
i understand if you hate me.
you’re always, ALWAYS lying.
we should get some breakfast, i could murder a stack of pancakes.
you should know by now, i’m not most people.
well, you learn something new every day.
hey, no, you’re okay. lay back.
[ name ], i need you to listen to me.
okay, [ name ], we’re in serious shit here.
i’m not like you, [ name ]. i’m not brave.
what was the last thing you saw?
close your eyes, take a deep breath in.
look at who the cat dragged in.
cut the bullshit. i know who you are.
you use humor as a form of self - defense.
answer my questions without any more guff.
what is it with psycho’s and talking in the third person?
you’re not really in the position to do any bargaining, are you?
you do look like you can handle yourself.
you want my help? you need to earn it.
i guess [ name ] wants you alive for something.
we should make it look real.
you know how to make someone show you where something precious is hidden? set fire to their house. it’s the first thing they go for.
don’t be irrational, [ name ].
you served your purpose, and now you are released.
i’ve had a lot of names, but you can call me [ name ].
you weren’t leaving without me, were you?
you’re the sickest puppy in the litter.
you were dead ... and now you are not.
oh, aren’t you the master of deception?
let’s not kid ourselves, you’re not going to survive this.
[ name ], i always hoped that i would have this pleasure.
if you stand for nothing, you are sure to fall.
you do what you do best, [ name ], you fight.
you’re just like me. you’re broken.
i’m not lonesome, i just prefer to hunt alone.
you have to let go sometime, [ name ].
you continue to disappoint me.
let me make it up to you.
i thought i’d feel different. i thought i’d look different.
you release the rage, you might find there’s nothing left.
woah, wow, this is not what i expected the cat to drag in.
for the first time in ages, i woke up and knew exactly what i needed to do.
you can try, but i dare you to cockblock the drive i woke up with this morning.
i’ll sleep when i’m dead.
you’re not alone, [ name ].
just once i want you to say it. that you care about me.
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
why do i even get out of bed?
i lost you once, i won’t let that happen again.
[ name ], you are shakin’ like a leaf.
jesus, listen to me. maybe i am crazy.
i’m not sure this is the best idea.
you’re the one who told me i should blow off steam.
i’m not crazy, right? there’s something going on here.
you’re making fun of me ...
could everybody just stand still for one freakin’ minute?!
i just screamed at you, you shouldn’t be nice to me.
i would never ask you to be someone you’re not.
yeah, sure, [ name ], whatever you want.
[ name ], what kind of a mess have you got yourself into now?
if you shoot, this all goes to shit.
your poker face is pitiful.
who won’t you make a deal with, huh?
you can judge me all you want.
what do i care for some broken woman’s opinion of my character?
you can talk all you want. they’ll be your last words, anyways.
this whole time you’ve thought this was personal.
you shut your lying mouth.
what happened to being friends?
it’s not so easy to be brazen when the thing that you want, that scares you to death, is sitting right in front of you.
when i think about what i wanna do most in this world, it’s you.
jump in anytime, [ name ], because i really don’t know how to do this.
maybe you should make me.
i owe you a heap of thanks. and my life.
can i at least buy you a drink?
aw, [ name ], you really do care.
it’s worth dying to see the look on your face.
men are all the same. even the demonic ones.
[ name ], calm your tits. have a drink.
do me a goddamn favor and refrain from mentioning that name.
i think you would be very pretty in blue.
everybody knows... about us. the sex.
what are you doing here, [ name ]?
if you’re keeping things from me, IMPORTANT things ...
don’t get all hard & forget that you’re human.
sun’s starting to go down, we should head back.
i feel a real connection with you, [ name ].
we can’t tell anyone. not until we know for sure.
i don’t want to be rude, but i don’t know any of you ... or what’s happening.
what kind of people give a kid a switchblade?
this is your home, [ name ].
how can you think this is funny?
i’ve been crazy, didn’t care for it.
i’ve been told i have character.
i need to start drinking less ... or much, much more.
how in the hell did you get this?
i lost control. i was angry at everything ... at everyone.
you promised to never tell anyone that.
it’s always been you and i.
it can be like it always was ... and different, too. in all the right ways.
you’re not alone anymore.
i think i got a little bit shot ...
i need you to tell me everything you know about [ name ].
i thought i was doing what you asked!
whatever you’ve got planned, i’m game.
now there’s a sight for sore eyes.
why aren’t you more freaked out?
if there’s one thing i’ve learned this year, it’s that ‘good’ is a moving target.
what are you gonna do about it? tell on me?
nobody’s getting hurt on my watch.
when are you gonna take responsibility for all that you’ve done?
i’m running out of goddamn time.
this isn’t over. i’m coming for you.
now you know how it feels when people take your things.
i know that you’re scared, so am i.
are you sure you’re up for this?
you might want to stand back.
