Impalatardisof221Bcamelot

British, cis female, Bisexual, 2nd year chemistry student , INTJ, Avid reader, all round fangirl, Gemini, Doctor who, sherlock, supernatural, merlin, Robin Hood, Orphan Black, Once Upon a Time, LOTR and the Hobbit. Be prepared for johnlock, rumbelle, river/11, Benedict Cumberbatch and Richard Armitage

[just-shower-thoughts]

Croutons should come with little fork shaped holes poked in them before they’re toasted so its not so impossible to eat them in a salad

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if J.K. Rowling was appointed to the Ministry of Magic’s position of Muggle Ambassador and her first duty was to introduce Harry Potter as a way to see how muggles would respond to the magical world.

[fadetouched]

“What about the woman screaming?”

“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”

[mostlycatsmostly]

#MY DEAR MR. BENNET HAVE YOU HEARD NETHERFIELD IS LET AT LAST??

[cameoamalthea]

I am 100% behind an all cat production of Pride and Prejudice

[figmentsoffiction-deactivated20]

@bitemebat

[bitemebat]

Omg the eyes…

[awwww-cute]

My cats kittens have found a new cozy bed.. In a cup holder

[fegeleh]

NO

[amemait]

Cattuccinos.

[ilovegoromajima]

That guy who went around painting dicks over potholes so they would be considered obscene and the local govt would have to fill them in did a better job of impacting the world in a positive light than banksy ever did, or ever will

[iwannabeadored]

HIS NAME IS WANKSY HOW COULD YOU LEAVE THAT OUT

[dimetrodone]

[radium-on-the-beach]

Chaotic good

[dwgif]

[jam-art]

thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere

[words-writ-in-starlight]

this is my headcanon and you will never take it from me.

listen, just Listen for a second, okay.

Gimli Gloinul is from the line of Durin okay, he’s from the line of KINGS, his bloodline stands up against Legolas’ perfectly, if the elves and dwarves got their shit together for a hot second they would be like “YES, PERFECT, A DIPLOMATIC MARRIAGE TO BIND OUR HOUSES TOGETHER AND NEVER SHALL THE TWAIN THROW ONE ANOTHER TO DRAGONS…again.”  because you have a king’s son and a king’s nephew which, well, I love Dain but he’s not an EREBOR KING and GIMLI IS FROM THE FAMILY OF EREBOR KINGS.

And Gimli acts like he’s from the line of Erebor kings, too, okay, he’s a diplomat and a warrior and a nobleman, he’s the sort of person who SAYS things like ‘faithless is he who says fairwell when the road darkens’ and stares down Elrond Peredhil in his own home when his strength and faith are questioned.  And he’s the kind of person who swears his allegiance to people he barely knows because it’s Right and Good and Gimli knows it.

And Thorin Oakenshield was handsome, and his sister the lady Dis is beautiful, and Gimli’s cousins Fili and Kili were fine young dwarrows, and Gimli’s mother is a great beauty.

Basically my point here is that Gimli, proud strong gimli with his firebeard hair and bold laugh and mithril tongue and clever fingers, broke the hearts of everyone in Erebor and not a few people outside of Erebor when he married a goddamn elf.  Like.  Not even Arwen Undomiel (WHO MARRIED A GODDAMN HUMAN, it’s been a weird couple of years in Middle-Earth, everyone wonders strongly if they’ve been drinking too much).  Like he’s not even marrying a great beauty of the elves, Legolas isn’t ugly by elvish standards but also he’s nothing particularly special, and he’s not a great diplomat, and he’s BARELY a king’s son because everyone knows that Mirkwood elves are…a little odd.  Legolas is a big cheerful hunter who sings songs he doesn’t remember all of, who chatters to trees and has no sense of the right thing to say even if he’s developed enough self-preservation to know the wrong thing to say, and FOR THE LOVE OF MAHAL HE FIGHTS WITH A BOW.

“GIMLI” Gloin bellows “YOU TURNED DOWN THIRTY-TWO SUITORS FROM FINE DWARVISH LINES FOR THIS”

“Ignore him, amrâlime, he’ll get over it” Gimli says in amusement as he beckons Legolas over to his forge, where he’s carefully smithing mithril-inlaid gold marriage clasps that will grip fine elvish hair.  It’s too hot in the forge to wear shirts, if you’re working.  Every dwarf in twenty feet stops what they’re doing to watch Gimli’s biceps flex as he holds up a jewel for Legolas’ inspection.

“YOU COULD HAVE HAD A HAREM” Gloin wails from down the hall.

[compoundchem]

All stocked up on candy from yesterday’s trick or treating? Here’s the chemistry! More info and high res image: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-DB

[honeybeehouse]

[AGGRESSIVELY WANTS MORE BOOKS WITHOUT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY]

[thelibraryofmars]

[REGRETTABLY STILL HASN’T READ ALL THE BOOKS BOUGHT LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED]

[evilswan]

Morgana, 3.11 - The Sorcerer’s Shadow

[mrgoldsshopofhorrors]

[plain-belly-sneetch]

This explains everything about them.

[dorian-the-grey]

[rumbelles-deactivated20171203]

I am now, and for all the future, yours.

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

I wanna go hiking w Shia LaBeouf I feel like he would listen to all my problems and tell me everything is going to be okay and then throw a rock at me

[jacobtheloofah]

There is an entire song about why it’s a bad idea to go into the woods with shia labeouf

[madlori]

Throwing all the boulderrrrrrs….woodsy-hike life coach Shia LaBoeuf.

[postscribed]

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

[wellamarke]

Drabble #192

IX: famous

“In some ways,” Theresa said, as the car slowed down, “This is our first date.”

Martin frowned. “What were the other six, then?”

“Practice runs,” she said, peering out of her window. “You’ll find dating a Liechtenstein princess in Liechtenstein is quite different to dating one outside it.”

“Oh.”

She sighed. “D'you want to go inside first? I’ll follow you. It’s not as newsworthy if I’m alone.”

Martin looked gratefully at her, and exited the car. Theresa sat back and began counting to one hundred.

Before she reached ten, her door opened. Martin held out his hand.

“Come on. Together.”