Welcome, Velkommen, Bienvinedo.

[bane-magnus]

tell me your favorite moment of your life

in anon if you want

[bgclub]

[highmami]

💗💗

[sweetnstormy-deactivated2014051]

[sarakeilman94]

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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[my-teen-quote]

More quotes and gifs here!

[whatacatch]

the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive

[otterologist-blog]

Those of us who aren’t middle aged white women with unsatisfactory husbands are already aware of this.

[wordsnquotes]

If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it.

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[iraffiruse]

[dnotive]

YOU CUT THAT OUT

[sushinfood]

I love this so much. It makes me happy.

[nerdgasrnz]

These mostly look like Pokemon faces

[model-through-it-deactivated202]

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[jasondilaurincest]

lol way to blame the fans marlene

way to make your own fans look bad because you cant accept your shit writing 

way to make us all look like we are transphobic 

way to not take any responsibility for your own actions 

 FUCK you imarleneking

[seleniumd]

the funniest part is I haven’t even seen one person say this disliked the episode because they’re transphobic. what a bad move, Marlene.

[alisondilaurentistheliar]

Wow Marlene. I used to have a ton of respect for you, but it’s honestly all gone. Are seriously going to blame the fans for being mad at you (WHICH THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE) because that episode had horrible writing and beyond the amount of plot holes most of us expected? Five years Marlene. We have literally been putting up with you for five years! You could’ve chosen any theory off of tumblr and it would’ve made sense and been a better episode than that. And then for you to blame the fans, who have stood by you, respected you, watched your show, been the reason this show ever took off, for you to accuse us and blame us for this? Unbelievable. That is beyond low, Marlene. Wow

[hashtagvanderwaal]

^

[ruinedchildhood]

[witchhzel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

[duskeos]

k

-professor

[ischemgeek]

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

[helloitsbees]

reblog to save a life holy shit 

[jamsradio]

[omgreblog-blog]

See what your followers think of you.

[jameshoffer]

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

[thebookblr]

Okay I’m gonna add more meaningful colors because this list is inadequate.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new. 

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. 

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. 

[ikealanterns-deactivated2020112]

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[pinkcartier-blog]

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

[cosettemartell-deactivated20150]

When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary

[llilithsternin]

Except for Ellen’s book right

[fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate]

I fucking love her.

[animalsandtrees]

Great idea and so important.

[averyroundbird-deactivated20160]

This is fantastic!! Consider making one for yourself pet owners!

[electricslut]

I found a copy of this type of card!