no hetero, bro

Hi I'm Kat and I'm a bisexual recycling bin she/her | slytherin | INFP

[grammiesgoodies1945]

#wonderwoman #superhero #lassooftruth #womenempowerment www.grammiesgoodiesandgifts.com

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[down2marzgurl]

shit

[kiichu]

can we just make this the newest copypasta meme

[kingpinnn]

Kids know.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

I want to rescue that precious child from Trump.

[honeyuuri]

realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it 

[foxemoji]

[princesconsuela]

[midnightmystical]

[whatsliferotfl]

WIT YO BROKEN LEG ASS💀

[leavemealone2069]

[natasiasrostovas-deactivated201]

concept: radio city music hall. i just won my award for best actress. i smile and thank my family, the atw and my fellow peers. i then thank my wife. i pause for a moment, then grin. my wife’s expression turns from glowing to scared. i take the mic and say, “finally, id like to thank the unsung heroes of musical theatre: those who sit and record bootlegs”. chaos erupts. my wife starts crying. the upper mezz is on fire. andy mientus and lmm faint in their seats. patti lupone shakes her head at me. my wife hands me the divorce papers. the atw takes my Tony and gives it to bette midler for her role in the tenth revival of dolly

[monica-geller]

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[impendingkatastrophe]

@player24

[slimegargoyle]

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

[timbllr]

[ponycamp]

[90s90s90s]