Happy birthday, Alice Fortescue/Longbottom!
May 8, 1960.
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Happy birthday, Alice Fortescue/Longbottom!
May 8, 1960.
Happy Birthday, Pandora Scamander!
May 7.
Daughter of Rolf and Luna Scamander.
Happy birthday, Victoire Weasley-Lupin!
May 2, 2000.
Happy birthday, James!
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Albus: Why is Alice standing on the counter?
James Sirius: She likes to feel tall.
CUTESY MEMES: Valentine’s Day/Romance Themed 🌸🌹💋 ↳ Please feel free to tweak them, can be romantic or platonic where possible etc.
SYMBOLS: ↳ Use “↪” to reverse the characters where applicable!
💐 - To give my muse some flowers 🧁 - For our muses bake together. 🥰 - For my muse to give yours a romantic complement. 🎬 - For our muses to watch a movie together. 🍜 - For our muses to go out for a dinner date together. 💖 - For your muse to confess their love to mine. ✨ - For my muse to tell your muse about someone they love. 🦢 - For our muses go on a romantic walk in the park. 🍷 - For our muses to share a bottle of wine. 🍝 - For our muses to share a homemade meal. 🧇 - For my muse to make yours breakfast in bed. 🌼 - For our muses to spend valentines day together as friends. 💋 - To give my muse a kiss. 📨 - To send my muse a valentines card. 💝 - For my muse to give yours a box of chocolates
SENTENCES:
“I don’t usually do valentine’s day, but I saw this and thought you might like it.” “What are you doing for valentine’s day? I plan to spend it watching Star Trek in a pikachu onesie.” “You mean the world to me, you know.” “I tried to go all out and pair up the wine but then I remembered I know nothing about wines so I just got this merlot.” “I hate valentine’s day.” “Hey do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.” “This must suck for the valentine’s day teddy bears though…” “You look amazing.” “I just thought today was a great day to say I’m so happy to be with you. I love you.” “Honey, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.” “I can’t believe my [ partner / girlfriend / boyfriend ] broke up with me the day before valentine’s day.” “I think I have a secret admirer.” “Wanna be my platonic valentine?” “Thanks, [ name ]. Valentine’s day’s always been quite difficult for me, so I’d really appreciate the company.” “Thank you, seriously, thank you so much, it’s a lovely gesture… but I’m allergic to tree nuts.” “I have always loved that IKEA heart cushion, but is it okay? I mean… it doesn’t have a face. Can it breathe?” “I once got married in Club Penguin on Valentine’s day. That was pretty romantic.” “I’m a great valentine to have because I’m never gonna give you up, [ name ], I’m never gonna let you down, I’m never gonna run around and hurt you.” “Hey, if I buy this red velvet cake will you help me eat it?” “Is this an acceptable occasion for us to have the penis pasta?” “So I didn’t realise this could happen, but I think those chocolates are making me tipsy.” “Why is everyone so obsessed with valentine’s day?”
"What do you see when you see me?" (aliceaugustalongbottom)
James pondered this question, which seemingly came from out of the blue.
He didn’t know how to respond, but there was a reaction within himself that he felt once he heard these words come from the cheerful Hufflepuff. This feeling wasn’t something he felt often, but he hated it whenever he did.
His heart fluttered ever so slightly, tripping on sensations of mild uncertainty.
“How the fuck do I answer that”, Echos in James’s brain.
“Well?” Alice says, prodding him to respond, noticing his pause.
“Erm…” James starts, feeling more fluttery the moment he notices Alice gazing at him intently.
“I don’t really know what you mean,” he starts, “I can see your blonde hair, I can see your face, I can see your sparkly eyes, and I see you. I know what you look like. I already know that you’re beautiful.”
“But… I also do know that if I could see auras, yours would be much more beautiful than anyone else’s I’ve ever seen.”
Alice was a bit taken aback hearing his answer, but she looked pleasantly surprised.
James was also very taken aback, not fully realizing the weight of the words he had just spoken.
You see, James has always been brave. Foolhardy, even. Always getting in the most wild injuries as a child, making the most brutally honest remarks towards others, talking back to adults, standing up for others, and more impressive (albeit occasionally dangerous) things. But when it came to tender topics and sensitive moments? He was rather timid—his stoic, non-emotional disposition was his comfort zone.
James felt rather bold this afternoon. He continued.
“You know, it’s not just what I can see with my eyes…” He begins, already feeling like an idiot when he goes onto finishing his sentence. “But it’s also how I feel.”
Alice may have looked serene, but she was internally screaming at this point. James? Having FEELINGS?
“You know, it’s just, we’ve known each other for so long…” “There are so many memories and just…”
James was beginning to lose his train of thought.
Before he could stutter awkwardly for too long, he impulsively says this:
“You look like flowers should grow behind you when you walk. That’s what I see when I see you.”
As soon as Alice had voiced the question, she regretted it. Come on, it was just silly, and so random, really. Even to her own ears, ‘what do you think when you see me?’ seems almost embarrassing, but truly, she wanted to know…she wanted to know his thoughts about her, Alice couldn’t help it.
After a moment of silence passed between them, she prodded him to speak, “Well?” Simultaneously, her heartbeat accelerated from the anticipation to know his answer. It was then that James began to reply to her query, admitting that he didn’t exactly know what she meant, but he tried to give a genuine response; he affirmed that she was beautiful, praising her looks.
Alice blushed, flattered by his compliment. Still, it was his following comment—confessing that if he were able to discern auras, hers would be the most beautiful— that rendered her speechless, looking taken aback. Yet, at the same time, she was delighted. It was a pleasant surprise.
James appeared to be surprised by his own commentary as well, not processing exactly the weight of his speech that he delivered to Alice.
She thought that she should say something in return, but James beat her to it by proceeding with his thought, admitting that not only could he see something in but feel something about her. James? Having FEELINGS? She screamed at herself internally, her eyes widened a fraction in awe. Is this really happening? Oh my goodness… I’m going to lose it.
James acknowledging their shared history, stressing the amount of memories they had since they knew each other for as long as they lived made her heart skip a beat, but it was his following remark that threatened her heart to burst out of her chest. ‘You look like flowers should grow behind you when you walk. That’s what I see when I see you.’
Oh, he cares. He really, really cares that much.
“Oh, James!” Alice awe-struck, and enamored, looked at James with a bright smile. Overwhelmed with joy, tears welled up into her eyes, and she decided that she wasn’t responsible for her next actions.
Alice threw herself into James’ arms at once, holding onto him tight as she leaned in to press a big kiss onto his cheek.
This was her James. The Joker of her heart.
I made the Ilvermony test for Alice and she got Pukwudgie! I think that’s quite suitable. It represents the heart and favors healers.
(I lost count sorry)
Next Generation Headcanons (my opinions)
In Frank Longbottom’s third year, his Boggart was Michael Jackson. Yes, literally Michael Jackson—which, similarly to his father’s Boggart at this age ( Professor Snape), made the class burst into giggles.
Frank eventually got over his irrational fear of Michael Jackson due in part to the Boggart spells but also due to exposure therapy—James would relentlessly moonwalk in the Gryffindor dorms and loudly exclaim “He He!” at the most sudden times, which would gradually convert Frank’s feelings of MJ from unease to amusement with a hint of plain annoyance.
Roxanne Weasley’s favorite appearance-related compliment is being told she looks like the extremely famous muggle actress, Zendaya Coleman (which she most definitely does).
Teddy Lupin learned how to play the drums after he graduated Hogwarts.
Dominique Weasley is the type of woman who, when she’s your friend, is the sweetest human being you’ve ever met. However, if she’s your enemy, she’s an absolute menace. She is the type of person you do not want to cross.
Slughorn is a total fan of Albus Potter. If you thought Sluggie was a fanboy of Harry & Lily Evans—just imagine how much he liked Albus. Al inherited Lily’s potion skills, AND he’s a Slytherin like Slughorn.
Victoire Weasley developed an edgy style around Year 5 and started wearing lots of black eyeshadow. It looked great.
Louis Weasley used to collect snow globes as a child.
Alice Longbottom II is very gentle, but protective, and she gets extremely aggressive whenever her loved ones are threatened. (The same can be said for Frank)
Lily Luna Potter’s favorite color is red.
Lily uses quotes from the muggle tv show “Drag Race” all the time.
Molly Weasley II despises the sound of chewing.
Lucy Weasley loves muggle video games, especially Animal Crossing & the sims.
Lucy once introduced the Sims game to Fred II and it’s safe to say he had loads of fun with it due to making his sims do the most random sh*t.
Fred Weasley & Roxanne Weasley are surprisingly close friends with Lucy & Molly Weasley (which is ironic due to the frequent clashing of Percy and the twins in their youths)
When Lucy got dumped by her first toxic boyfriend (after he cheated on her multiple times & had the audacity to try and spread nasty rumors about her) Fred made a Sim of him and set him on fire multiple times to cheer her up (he wanted to hex him but Lucy told him not to…). However, Molly (unexpectedly) hexed him. She enchanted his face to wear permanent clown makeup (and sent him an anonymous note saying ‘Look in the mirror and see your new appearance. I think it suits you nicely. Since you want to act like a stupid clown, I thought you should look like one too xx’ & told him in the note that she would only reverse the spell if he admitted to everyone the rumors he spread about Lucy were false, & apologized to her sincerely. No one could prove it was Molly who had done this to him (even though most people thought it was her), so she impressively got away with it.
Scorpius & Rose coincidentally have very similar neat handwriting.
Hugo has a random & somewhat niche hatred for muggle Rubix Cubes. He finds that the people who play with them constantly brag too much about being able to solve them quickly. And he ironically used to be that person as a little kid
Lorcan learned how to play the flute in Year 6.
Lysander knows how to do muggle magic tricks (which impressed Arthur Weasley when he was invited to the Burrow one summer with the Potters)
Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!
by jjraia
Balls and Masquerade Quote Meme
“May I have this dance?”
“May i see you afterwards?”
“You look splendid my lady/ sir.”
“I didn’t expect to see you here.”
“May we speak before our dance forces a partner change?”
“Will you save me a dance?”
“My dance card is full.”
“My dance card is empty.”
“ What made you choose your mask?”
“What mystery you have in such a wonderful dancer.”
“Is that a new dress?”
“Part of me wishes court would carry such whimsy on a regular basis.”
“Who is that face in the mask?”
“May I give you a riddle?”
“You have two left feet.”
“I’m not much a fan of the pomp and circumstance.”
“This dress is threatenin gto swallow me whole.”
“This tunic is very stiff.”
“May I have your hand, my lady?”
“Is this man bothering you?”
“Thank you, his hands were wandering.”
“The party was dull until I saw you.”
“it’s good to dance with a friendly face.”
“Don’t get a big head. We are forced to dance with anyone.”
“The snow was worth fighting to see you, my dear.”
“Look at all those saps. Dancing as if one night may mean love.”
“You are my drug to get through this dance and party.”
“I can’t dance. What about station?”
“Who do you think is the prince?”
“Behind every shadowy place, there is a light somewhere.”
“You seem like wearing a mask makes you freer.”
“I would know you anywhere.”
“I may not know what you look like, but I will never forget you.”
“Those eyes would never be able to decieve me.”
“It’s good to have a skilled dance partner.”
“Just an excuse to add beautiful clothes to the fakery of people.”
“What? you think I am who?”
“thank you for this dance.”
“Thank you for this splendid evening.”
“Do you really have to leave?”
“If I can not have your name, may I have your story?”
“Kiss me. Kiss me as a masked stranger that you will forget.”
“Join us, I love dancing.”
“We are always in a cage, but tonight we get to gourge ourselves and feel like we can fly.”
“Passifying the nobles- Maybe, but why not take advantage of the opportunity.”
“I spent hours getting pinned and pricked for this dress.”
“I didn’t think you could look more beautiful.”
“They are watching us. So let us dance.”
“you show your bravery on the dance floor.”
🐝 * ― 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( because enemies to lovers has been so popular, i’ve decided to make some friends to lovers as well. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i don’t think i can be just friends with you anymore. ❜ ❛ you’re already the most important person in my life. ❜ ❛ i can’t imagine my life without you. ❜ ❛ i’ve always liked you more than you ever knew. ❜ ❛ i don’t want to be jealous … but i am. ❜ ❛ it’s you and me against the world. ❜ ❛ promise me we’ll still be friends even if this relationship doesn’t work out. ❜ ❛ just friends don’t look at each other like that. ❜ ❛ i’d never want to hurt you. ❜ ❛ maybe we should kiss … just to know how it’s like. ❜ ❛ i’m so glad to have you by my side. ❜ ❛ everyone already thinks we’re dating so why don’t we give it a try ? ❜ ❛ you’re always there when i need you. ❜ ❛ i don’t ever want to lose you. ❜ ❛ i like the sound of there being an ‘us’. ❜ ❛ i’d spoil you rotten if i got the chance. ❜ ❛ are you sure you’re okay with me going out with someone else ? ❜ ❛ can you please hold my hand for a moment ? ❜ ❛ i wish we could be like this forever … ❜ ❛ you deserve better than them. ❜ ❛ why are you looking at me like that ? ❜ ❛ you know, we’d make a pretty good couple. ❜ ❛ i really don’t want to ruin our friendship because of this. ❜ ❛ it’s like i’m seeing you in a completely new light. ❜ ❛ are you actually flirting with me ? ❜ ❛ i’ve had this really strange dream about us and i have no idea what to think of it. ❜ ❛ will you go on a date with me ? ❜ ❛ come here, i’ll keep you warm. ❜ ❛ are you saying you want to kiss me ? ❜ ❛ our friendship will never be like it was before. ❜ ❛ i’ve been fooling myself for a while now. ❜ ❛ you mean more to me than anyone else, you know that. ❜ ❛ i think in a way i’ve always been in love with you. ❜ ❛ i didn’t realize your feelings ran deeper than friendship. ❜ ❛ i’d be happy to date my best friend. ❜ ❛ remember how we agreed not to catch feelings … ? ❜ ❛ you’re more than just a friend. ❜ ❛ jealous ? i’m not jealous. i don’t have any reason to be jealous. ❜ ❛ how have i never noticed how beautiful you are ? ❜ ❛ no matter what else happens between us, you’ll always be my best friend. ❜
Sun and Moon combination of Alice is:
Aries Sun, Aquarius Moon (04) / Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon (06) /
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“Do emotions ever scare you…?” —Rose
“Emotions solely? No, emotions don’t scare me because I feel them all the time…it’s just the intensity of emotions that I can feel is scary…” Alice trailed off, thinking of certain feelings like love, fear or frustration that could send her spiraling without her control. The things she would do for the people that she loved, she was afraid held no boundaries. However, she could empathize with her friend Rose who relied on the sphere of logic, rather than feelings or intuition like Alice, thus fearing to permit herself to feel emotions instead of rationalizing or suppressing them.
“With a heart like that, you deserve the world.” James said, with a rare tender smile on his face, looking at his girlfriend, Alice Longbottom.
The genuine commentary coupled with the soft smile James presented to her affected a tender smile to grace Alice’s brims, touched by the emotive language. He thought that she deserved the world, but little did he know that with each day he was becoming her world.
“Oh, James, that’s so sweet of you to say…but I don’t need the world when I got you.” She kissed his cheek, and rested her head back against his shoulder, looking up at the starry night sky above them, feeling perfectly contented.