You are in direct violation of Order 66

Traitors and Insurgents will not be tolerated. Younglings get out or be fired upon. 18+ ONLY

[imperial-science-officer]

Hypothetically, if you and your brothers/Squad would square off against each other (1v1v1v1v1) in—let’s say—a controlled environment, (like a training arena), who do you think would win?

Factor in an incentive to win: prize for the winner ofc :DD

While each of us possesses our own area of expertise, I believe it is quite clear who would emerge the victor.

[imperial-sniper]

Mmhm.

I would.

[imperial-science-officer]

You are not the one to whom I was referring.

[imperial-strategist]

I'll visit you all in the medbay...assuming you survive.

[imperial-tracker]

I know where every single one of you are at all times. So. Try agaaain.

[imperial-science-officer]

And I know where each one of you sleeps.

[imperial-strategist]

In safe Imperial beds inside quarters with computerized atmospheric controls behind electronically locked doors. You're right. You have nothing to worry about from me.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Cute.

[imperial-science-officer]

Okay, so I probably can't fix you. But maybe I could calm you down.

Silly mouse, how delightfully naïve you are.

I thrive on chaos and unpredictability. While I doubt your trivial attempts at soothing me will provide even the slightest respite, know this: my exceptional mind cannot be restrained.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

And here was me thinking you liked restraints.

[imperial-science-officer]

This is, obviously, referring to a different context.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Uh huh... sure.

[imperial-science-officer]

Okay, so I probably can't fix you. But maybe I could calm you down.

Silly mouse, how delightfully naïve you are.

I thrive on chaos and unpredictability. While I doubt your trivial attempts at soothing me will provide even the slightest respite, know this: my exceptional mind cannot be restrained.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

And here was me thinking you liked restraints.

[imperial-executioner]

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

I don't come first for a reason.

[drafthorsemath]

Well seeing as it's not alphabetical I thought perhaps the captain had the top spot on account of all the rebels he, umm quieted/murdered. But I think the holonet just doesn't know what it's doing. Oh and it's Doctor, actually. 🤓

BTW Wrecker, first of all, so thoughtful of you. And I left that chocolate rose for you way back when and I hope you enjoyed it. I would never taint good chocolate with poison. Next time I won't hide behind anon if I bring sweets. 😉

[imperial-executioner]

Sincerest apologies, Doctor. I won't let it happen again. While we're on the subject, you may address me as Colonel Rex.

I am sure the Commander feels at ease knowing the origin of his gifts. He is in charge of security for a reason.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

That was from you? Huh... And here I thought civvies were gaining access where they shouldn't. I almost feel bad for the Corporal.

In that case, Doctor. Leave a sign next time.

[drafthorsemath]

A sign huh? How about a neon sign?

[nika6q]

Dr DHM over here shooting her shot. Pew Pew.

[drafthorsemath]

You only live once?

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Neither are mine.

[imperial-executioner]

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

I don't come first for a reason.

[drafthorsemath]

Well seeing as it's not alphabetical I thought perhaps the captain had the top spot on account of all the rebels he, umm quieted/murdered. But I think the holonet just doesn't know what it's doing. Oh and it's Doctor, actually. 🤓

BTW Wrecker, first of all, so thoughtful of you. And I left that chocolate rose for you way back when and I hope you enjoyed it. I would never taint good chocolate with poison. Next time I won't hide behind anon if I bring sweets. 😉

[imperial-executioner]

Sincerest apologies, Doctor. I won't let it happen again. While we're on the subject, you may address me as Colonel Rex.

I am sure the Commander feels at ease knowing the origin of his gifts. He is in charge of security for a reason.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

That was from you? Huh... And here I thought civvies were gaining access where they shouldn't. I almost feel bad for the Corporal.

In that case, Doctor. Leave a sign next time.

[drafthorsemath]

A sign huh? How about a neon sign?

[imperial-demolition-expert]

*laughs*

Good to know, Doctor. I'll keep it in mind next time I see your name.

[imperial-executioner]

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

I don't come first for a reason.

[drafthorsemath]

Well seeing as it's not alphabetical I thought perhaps the captain had the top spot on account of all the rebels he, umm quieted/murdered. But I think the holonet just doesn't know what it's doing. Oh and it's Doctor, actually. 🤓

BTW Wrecker, first of all, so thoughtful of you. And I left that chocolate rose for you way back when and I hope you enjoyed it. I would never taint good chocolate with poison. Next time I won't hide behind anon if I bring sweets. 😉

[imperial-executioner]

Sincerest apologies, Doctor. I won't let it happen again. While we're on the subject, you may address me as Colonel Rex.

I am sure the Commander feels at ease knowing the origin of his gifts. He is in charge of security for a reason.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

That was from you? Huh... And here I thought civvies were gaining access where they shouldn't. I almost feel bad for the Corporal.

In that case, Doctor. Leave a sign next time.

[imperial-executioner]

Excuse me Captain (Commander?) Executioner sir. I just wanted to inform you that when I search "Imperial" on tumblr, your blog us the first that pops up. And I would have *backs towards the door* thought that umm, well, if it's in alphabetical order then shouldn't @imperial-demolition-expert come first? I'm just curious as to umm, how many people you axed to get the top spot okay bye.

Let me ask you this, civilian. Why do you think I have the top spot? What do you think I had to do?

No need to be fearful, little one. Unless you have something to hide.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

I don't come first for a reason.

[zaana]

so you think you're a bad bitch @imperial-sniper .... okay well.... i guess you are 🤨

(hope you enjoy)

[imperial-sniper]

You guessed correct.

[imperial-science-officer]

You guessed correctLY.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

You are painful.

[imperial-strategist]

Says the Empire's expert on the subject.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

'xactly. So take it from a professional and stow it.

[zaana]

so you think you're a bad bitch @imperial-sniper .... okay well.... i guess you are 🤨

(hope you enjoy)

[imperial-sniper]

You guessed correct.

[imperial-science-officer]

You guessed correctLY.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

You are painful.

[cloned-eyes]

Imperial wrecker anyone.....?

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Oh yeah.

New pfp maybe?

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Hey Mr. 9903

Did they finally fit a hat of your size for your official suit?

*taps helmet*

Don't need no hat when 've got this on all th' time.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

You make my heart go boom boom in that sexy and terrifying way.

Well, I found the name of my biography.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

I was thinking just, Sexy and Terrifying but sure that works too.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

You make my heart go boom boom in that sexy and terrifying way.

Well, I found the name of my biography.

[kimageddon]

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Imperial Commander CT-9903 aka Wrecker

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[squad-724]

IMPERIAL WRECKER?! sign me up!!!

[imperial-demolition-expert]

I can direct you to the nearest imperial recruiter.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

What do you think about knife play as a hobby? Or axe throwing?

Knives are more 01's hobby. Though I'm not opposed to using the right tool to get the job done.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Join the empire and find purpose in life! I lacked direction and discipline before I joined the ranks. I was lost without a sense of purpose and now I’m a 2nd Lieutenant on a Destroyer.

Good for you. Ya want a medal or somethin'?

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

[imperial-tracker]

Only two?

I better see some reblogs. Your favorite head hunter is aching for some new toys.

[unknown-user57-deactivated20240]

Sir I will not give or supply you with any knifes

[imperial-tracker]

S’that right?

You’re startin’ to sound like @imperial-science-officer.

[imperial-science-officer]

*knives

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Eh, I prefer a thermal detonator.