Elite Squad Leader

The Empire will control the entire galaxy, and I am going to be a part of it. Younglings best not interact.

[imperial-strategist]

This is your only warning.

The viewing of Imperial communications is only for galactic citizens who are eighteen years of age or older. The transparency of our public communications is required by a Senate bill recently signed into law by our great emperor. That same law includes an amendment stating that any citizens under the age of eighteen be immediately removed from access to ALL Imperial channels if they are found to be interacting. 

Though it is not part of the law, the same applies to any citizens who behave as if they are under eighteen. You will be removed without further explanation. 

For the continued glory of the Empire.

[palpatinesuggestion]

do it.

[thistechnologicalterror]

YOUR WILL BE DONE, MY MASTER.

[imperial-sniper]

Loyal, as always.

[idoubleswearimawriter]

I'm writing a Bad Batch x Fem!Jedi Fan Fic. I need help to pick a Batcher to ship with. Please help me! 🥺🙏

Hunter

Tech

Crosshair

Wrecker

Echo

None??

Voting ended onApr 20

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[kark-trooper-echo]

You're tagging ME to weigh in? I'm one of the karking choices! 😶

[megmca]

What better way to skew the results?

Madame Jocasta probably has copies of reg manuals dating from the founding of the Republic.

[kark-trooper-echo]

True. I skewed them toward Crosshair. 😏

[superiorsniper]

hologif by @resistantecho

[thistechnologicalterror]

I DID NOT REALIZE THE BAD BATCH HAD A SIXTH MEMBER NAMED "NONE". WHO IS THIS BROTHER, WHERE IS HE HIDING.

[imperial-sniper]

I thought you'd be more interested in where the Jedi is hiding.

[imperial-commando]

Join the Empire today and maybe you'll make it as a stormtrooper. Or maybe you'll be scrubbing the halls.

[imperial-science-officer]

One may say the latter is preferable.

[thistechnologicalterror]

GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NOT REPLACING THE MAINTENANCE DROIDS WITH NEW RECRUITS. THAT IS A PUNISHMENT DETAIL, NOT A THEIR TRUE DUTY.

AND THAT IS NOT PERMISSION TO MAKE THEM CYBERNETIC TO FIT A "MAINTENANCE DROID STANDARD" AND MAKE IT APART OF THEIR DUTIES.

[imperial-commando]

General, I hope you know that I would never put such admirable recruits on permanent cleaning duty. At least not in the same location all the time and certainly not without cause such as lack of motivation.

[thistechnologicalterror]

INSTRUCTOR, YOU KNOW THE RULES AS WRITTEN IN THE WHITE-PLASARMOR MANUAL.

PUNISHMENT FOR LACK OF MOTIVATION IS TO BE DEEMED AS "DE-PRESSION" AND THUS, THE RECRUIT IS TO GO INTO THE RE-COMPRESSION CHAMBER FOR NO LESS THAN ONE ROTATION CYCLE.

[imperial-commando]

Yes sir, General. Might you have a preference for a maximum number of rotation cycles?

[thistechnologicalterror]

WHY INSTRUCTOR, I HAVE NO PREFERENCE.

YOU MAY BE AS CREATIVE AS YOU SEE FIT. THEY ONLY HAVE TO BE IN THE RE-COMPRESSION CHAMBER, I AM CERTAIN IMAGINATION CAN FILL IN THE GAPS AS YOU SO PLEASE.

[imperial-commando]

I love my job.

[imperial-commando]

Join the Empire today and maybe you'll make it as a stormtrooper. Or maybe you'll be scrubbing the halls.

[imperial-science-officer]

Boop🐾

[imperial-sniper]

Rest In Pieces, "anonymous."

[inkscapepony-art]

a lil something in the works for @imperial-sniper !! excuse me while i chew on live cables

[imperial-sniper]

Well, I guess it is. Looks like this is your area of expertise.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: This is my imperial squad; they do all the work that I don’t want to do.

Crosshair, throwing paperwork at his imperial squad: Do it heteros!

[science-bastard]

most sexual piece of glassware in the lab

Separatory funnel

Volumetric pipette

Erlenmeyer flask

Round bottom flask

Schlenk flask

Claisen flask

Test tube

Burette

Beaker

Graduated cylinder

Condenser

Fractionating column

Voting ended onDec 19, 2025

Examples of Each

Separatory funnel

Volumetric pipette

Erlenmeyer flask

Round bottom flask

Schlenk flask (this is just one of many variants)

Claisen flask

Test tube

Burette

Beaker

Graduated cylinder

Condenser (one of several types)

Fractionating column

[imperial-sniper]

Don't you have real work to do

[memewhore]

[von-felden]

Fools, she is force choking the lobster.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: This is my imperial squad; they do all the work that I don’t want to do.

Crosshair, throwing paperwork at his imperial squad: Do it heteros!

[firefox-official]

can i kiss you on the mouth

have you had all your shots

[themaridenstationchronicles-dea]

@superiorsniper Is this you?

[superiorsniper]

If you haven't had all your shots, I'd be glad to administer another.

[themaridenstationchronicles-dea]

If anyone's gonna shoot me, I'd rather it be the King of Sass. At least I'll die a cool death.

[superiorsniper]

How flattering

[themaridenstationchronicles-dea]

Don't let it go to your head, di'kut (affectionate).

[superiorsniper]

Too late

[thistechnologicalterror]

LIKE... A HEAD SHOT?

[imperial-sniper]

That is the most effective.

[imperial-science-officer]

Hypothetically, if you and your brothers/Squad would square off against each other (1v1v1v1v1) in—let’s say—a controlled environment, (like a training arena), who do you think would win?

Factor in an incentive to win: prize for the winner ofc :DD

While each of us possesses our own area of expertise, I believe it is quite clear who would emerge the victor.

[imperial-sniper]

Mmhm.

I would.

[imperial-science-officer]

You are not the one to whom I was referring.

[imperial-strategist]

I'll visit you all in the medbay...assuming you survive.

[imperial-tracker]

I know where every single one of you are at all times. So. Try agaaain.

[imperial-science-officer]

And I know where each one of you sleeps.

[imperial-strategist]

In safe Imperial beds inside quarters with computerized atmospheric controls behind electronically locked doors. You're right. You have nothing to worry about from me.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Cute.

[thistechnologicalterror]

MENTLEGEN, YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL. KEEP IT IN THE TRAINING ARENA.

[imperial-sniper]

Beautiful? I - well - thank you, Lord Vader.

[river-town-citizen]

I HC that clones are NOT impressed with the fact that Anakin Skywalker is a result of the Miraculous Conception.

"I was conceived by the Force itself, without a father."

"So? All of us clones are conceived and born without a mother. You're not special."

[imperial-sniper]

Didn't know the Empire assigned these.

[littlebitofeverything-lass]

Talk about a cinematic entrance. Crosshair just has to be cool. 🙄😁

[imperial-science-officer]

Hypothetically, if you and your brothers/Squad would square off against each other (1v1v1v1v1) in—let’s say—a controlled environment, (like a training arena), who do you think would win?

Factor in an incentive to win: prize for the winner ofc :DD

While each of us possesses our own area of expertise, I believe it is quite clear who would emerge the victor.

[imperial-sniper]

Mmhm.

I would.

[imperial-science-officer]

You are not the one to whom I was referring.

[imperial-strategist]

I'll visit you all in the medbay...assuming you survive.

[imperial-tracker]

I know where every single one of you are at all times. So. Try agaaain.

[imperial-science-officer]

And I know where each one of you sleeps.

[imperial-strategist]

In safe Imperial beds inside quarters with computerized atmospheric controls behind electronically locked doors. You're right. You have nothing to worry about from me.

[imperial-demolition-expert]

Cute.