billion dollar bby

ur pussy is way too dry 2 be ridin my dick like this formerly tenaciousgenes

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technologicallytestified replied to your post:at least i get 2 be the dude w the mustache

It’s a pretty amazing mustache.

haha i have more facial hair than u

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at least i get 2 be the dude w the mustache

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im only comin online 2 say this but its important so

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hes totes still a dork wtf

[technologicallytestified]

Give us cats or give us death.

Some Wise Famous Dude Probably

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Caaats.

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it never occurred 2 me that w my voidy powers i could like literally fill this car up in three secs

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well sorry guys but i gotta make room 4 more cats and i just dont have time for boys

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1st Mate’s Log, Day 63

There appears to be unrest spreading through the crew. I fear for the thought of mutiny against myself and our handsome Captain. It would be wise to exercise caution as we continue our voyage.

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WALK THE PLANK

[technologicallytestified]

Hmmm.

You’re right about that…

Rubs chin thoughtfully.

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im not sure why were lettin the one-armed man drive the car anyway whats he doing

out w him

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[technologicallytestified]

Normally I’d be all for this.

But no.

Not right now.

Too much cat ass.

Too much.

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we can just throw dave and hal out thatll give us more room 4 cats

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[insert any question here] answer: get a cat

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on the run from the government?? get a cat

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lets get another cat

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this tv show has a dog named roxy and im p sure thats blasphemy

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o i reached 50 followers