NPC Energy

I'm Blue. I like stuff and things. :3c

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[mynorthernattitude]

tell your cat i said what up big gangsta

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[thememedaddy]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

[pseudomasochist]

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I don't like that fact

[pseudomasochist]

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

[my-dailydreams]

[bob-artist]

Can I interest you in a

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a…

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crabonated beverage?

[bob-artist]

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

[depsidase]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y'know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[blondebrainpowered]

A Masking crab wearing a Sea anemone like a chef’s hat.

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef's hat on a Masking crab.

[ghostieking]

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

[malanor3]

LOUDER LOUDER LOUDERRRRR

[bunney]

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

[teampunkrocket-moved-deactivate]

[phoenix]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

crumb comics dump

[liberalsarecool]

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

[aster-spiral-30]

It’s really bleak.

[probablyasocialecologist]

[gobstoppr]

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