My life in a nutshell.

“Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.”

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[dissonant-aria]

People not recognizing Tony Hawk is hilarious.

[sizvideos]

Meet Ably, an odor & stain repellant natural apparel. Get more information here

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[horsefieldmix]

[onlytwitterpics]

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[btvs]

[capacity]

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

[keithsweatshop]

[risingtensions]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[dyoxyys]

the holy trinity of perplexing youtube phenomenon from around 10 years ago

[teenscoolest]

[titanic-agreement]