*person who does coffee enemas* I like my women like I like my coffee
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*person who does coffee enemas* I like my women like I like my coffee
I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event
No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.
[sees cool fanart but timeline immediately refreshes]
tch not like i cared or anything
no the lab coat stays on during sex. there might be a chemical spill
in breaking mr moustache news i just had to wrestle a D8 away from him because he was dead set on trying to crack it open like a nut
pepsi for grandpa
ubi, universal basic income
it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament
Shaun of the Dead (2004) dir. Edgar Wright
can we please get a yuri blowjob soulslike
finally an answer to "would estrogen save Patches"
patches has b-cups and a fat ass but still kicks you into pits full of skeleton towers and hollows
Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.
no thats just humans. birds can get reeeeeeeeall fuckin comfy with it.
ex:
Why did we fuck up so bad.
I love when I’m watching a tv show that’s supposed to show me something futuristic and sci fi and it’s just this stuff glued to something else
Like you can’t fool me. That’s my friend the tube. We are well acquanted
She doesn't even comprehend the idea of credit card debt
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHO GAVE HER A CREDIT CARD
NO!!! GAME STOP IS OVER PRICED!!! GO TO A LOCAL RETAILER!! PLEASE!