Trials and Tribulations @impropertelevangelist - Tumblr Blog

THIS!! EXACTLY!!

Between this nonsense and all my search results are “sponsored” crap that has ZERO to do with my search, I’m pretty done with Google.

ur-favorite-fishgirl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

loveridden1999

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

bonefruit

please

@tankhall 🖤

krowsweater

gardenias on the fucking tile where it makes no fucking difference who fucking held back from fucking who tbh

lostvampireaudrey

168

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"