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gravityfalse

when you and your friend see someone you hate

thebelchers

gayteenhipster

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

juic3-world

^^^^

cooolasssluusshhh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

thathighguy

This is such a great show!!!!!

americasgreatoutdoors

jennyyuu

wholeheartedsuggestions

kinda hope you’re thinking about me

fairycosmos

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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zoreta

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

michaelpoe

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

lizzingwithkriz

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de

congrats it’s a bat

toothpast

[delighted bat noises]

inahiddenplace

it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?

sneakyfeets

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sneakyfeets

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

beatlesweatles

The wife:

The mom:

lumnch

Apparently 87% of people have broken 2 or more bones in their life? I’ve never broken a single one. Reblog if you’re a member of the never broken a bone club :^)

Monkey bar users don’t interact

sciencebelongstoallofus

Maki Naro @ The Nib

lexolearnus

Signal boost!

thatswhywelovegermany

This not a genuinely German / Germany topic. But I reblog it anyway. The anti-vaccination movement has also caught on in Germany to such an extent that is one of the developed countries that is going to make the attempt to wipe out measles fail.

It has been the case that the influence of anti-vaccination activist parents in child care facilities has caused the immunization rate to drop to such low levels that these facilities have become hot spots of the disease, putting life and health of siblings too young to be vaccinated at risk. The German policy of trying to wipe out measles without forcing immunizations is on the brink of failing.