ImprovPoet

Magical Wonder Lies Hidden from Everyone but the Weird

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Thok (Orc barbarian): Thok want to play a song while we wait for baby orc (actually a goblin) to get back! Thok’s Player: I roll a perform check… *natural 1*… that’s a -2 total.

DM: You play the worst song anyone present has ever heard.

Aya (psion): Stop that Thok, give it here! *Attempts to grab the flute, rolls a 10 str, for a total of 9*

DM: Thok is two feet taller than you and despite your best attempts, you can’t even reach the flute, much less take it from the burly orc.

Thok: *dancing around the room with the flute* No Aya, music is important to keep people happy!

Suffice to say the goblin’s return was hailed by all as a welcome relief, and Thok still thinks himself a musical genius.

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Perfect magnets

[hoiplatapolloi]

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Much dance. (vine by Art_Hoe 2.0/via natsdorf)

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Lanny: “Why I can’t get anything done…” Bird: “Peek-a-boo.”

[stability]

[iwouldntshowmom]

Okay this is dope

[funoftheday]

Neil deGrasse Tyson on changing planets

[funnyforsmile]

Pixar through the Years

[funoftheday]

Adobe reader it is!

[thecollegeboardblog]

One nation, under College Board, with arbitrary fees and tests for all

[lifelessonswithtomhart]

ACT TIPS:

(By my third grade son)

1) go to bed early

2) no pancakes

that’s it. you’ll ace the ACT.

[nobookingway]

ACT tips

i took the ACT + writing for the first time last june and i thought i could share some tips before the september test began

Keep reading

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[wndrboydoesntcare]

What the hell did I just watch? 

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It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

[oldfrax]

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

[asociate]

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

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[goongdingy]

[derpycats]

This vine speaks to me on a metaphysical level

[ugly-bread]

Anxiety attacks aren’t always hyperventilating and rocking back and forth

Anxiety attacks can take different forms, such as:

Unpredictable bouts of rage or irritability

Nit-pickiness (obsessive behavior, which may be a part of OCD), and even a hypersensitivity to disarray, chaos, or any sort of change

Fast-talking, stuttering, stumbling over words

Not talking at all

Sitting rigid, staring into space, almost seeming “zoned out”

Understanding the way our or other’s anxiety works can help to decrease the stigma and help to calm a person faster and get them out of that state. These are just a few, but it gives an idea of the range in which attacks can come.

[funoftheday]

Not all heroes wear capes

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[fierce-feminist-badger]

I’M FUCKIGN CRYING PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO