James Fucking Potter

"I was interested in everything and committed to nothing."

[siriusmajor]

MY BABY!! MY SWEET CHILD COME TO ME!!!!

[imsingleevans]

YOU'RE BACK! I MISSED YOU! WHERE WERE YOU?! I COULDN'T EVEN COME FIND YOU BECAUSE MOONY HAS THE MAP. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN

[gingersnap-evans]

Prefect duties are done for the day

[gingersnap-evans]

True, you have been tucking in your shirt. But I”m pretty sure you’re only nice to the first year girls so they’ll all love you. 

You pinky promise that that’s all we’re going to do? Singing mice, squid tricks, and cool library books? *smiles* You might actually know how to have a safe good time. Let the games begin, Potter. Lead the way. 

[imsingleevans]

They already love me, Lily. My fanbase isn't as vast as Sirius', but it's still present. I'm doing it so Remus doesn't frown at me every time I approach him.

 Well, for today anyway. I'll probably drag you into other affairs later in the week. Fun, and trouble-free ones, mind you. But yeah, in short that's your current schedule. I'm always havin' a lovely time if you, Sirius, Remus or Petey is around, Lils. Doesn't matter what we're doin'. You lot even make homework slightly fun. 

[gingersnap-evans]

Prefect duties are done for the day

[gingersnap-evans]

I still can’t help but hope that one day you might be decent in some way. 

Yes, be starstruck Potter. I am willing to have fun for once. I defer to your expertise on this. Just don’t have me do something that I’m going to regret. 

[imsingleevans]

Lily! I am decent! I haven't killed anything yet, and I believe that means I am decent. Also, I have been nicer to the first years and I have been tucking my shirt in lately.Well, my Lily flower, you have come for help at the right place. The first place we're going to is Zonko's because rumor has it they are selling singing mice that have French accents, and I might die if I don't buy one. Then I'll take you to the "cool" section of the library where acceptable books are hidden. After that, I'll show you the trick we taught the Squid to do. It'll be grand, and you won't get in trouble. I pinky promise.

[emmavanity-mmm]

Actually meant Sirius. Sorry for the confusion. Even if you’re a pureblood… it’s too much to actually consider you… important.

Sure you are, Potter. Keep living the delirious delusion.

They clearly messed up the first time so they made it perfect the second time. Regulus. [laughs a little because Regulus is a dork] Well they’d do better to have Regulus as a friend. All Sirius does is get in trouble. Regulus is going places. 

[imsingleevans]

Well, I hadn't I expected better of you. S'all a matter of opinion, and since your perception of my is useless, I can't say I care.

And you should start seeing a shrink, mate.That or Regulus was a complete accident. Not a happy one either. Going places?! Like where, the loony bin? The boy is so anti-social. Sirius is charismatic, handsome, intelligent. Plus, he doesn't glare at people like Regulus. He's a people's person. And so what? Sirius like's a bit of adventure. We're young. It's only a matter of time before we get jobs and get married. Might as well make the most of our youth.

[sopdet-star]

I’m completely fine, why do you ask?

[imsingleevans]

Dunno. You seem like you're not yourself, but I could just be imagining things.

[gingersnap-evans]

Prefect duties are done for the day

[gingersnap-evans]

Oh don’t worry, I’d make sure you snapped out of it. But if you don’t want to be well behaved, then I guess there isn’t any hope left for you. 

*sighs* Listen, I”m trying to find ways to put myself out there more. I can’t find Marls…but I need to start doing things other than studying and prefect duties. Care to help a girl out? Just this once though. 

[imsingleevans]

Would you now? Do you secretly enjoy my rebellious mystique, Lils? Oh please, love. There was never any hope for me to begin with.Lily Evans wants to do things aside reading?! Oh my word, I am in in an utter state of shock! I thought that I would never live to see the day, but alas! The time has finally come! Of course, Snaps. I would love to introduce you to legal fun. Did you have anything specific in mind?

[sopdet-star]

Well of course not, but I couldn’t think of much else.

Well maybe we could play quidditch or something. I’m not coming up with the best ideas today.

[imsingleevans]

I've noticed. Something pesterin' you, Marlene?

[emmavanity-mmm]

Only for those of importance. 

Oh yes, I’m one of the faster ones but yes you’re faster then me. Good thing I’m a Keeper, right? Although I could beat you in a race. 

Sirius Black is every blood traitors wet dream, yes. But Regulus is the epitome of everything that is beautiful. 

Sirius is the poor imitation here. 

[imsingleevans]

Did you just imply that I, James Potter, am important? Are you snorting Gillyweed? When did you get nice?

No. I'm the fastest. End of story.

Oh you poor naive thing. One always imitates something older than it. Since Sirius was here first, Regulus is just his measly copy. Sirius has always been cooler and will always be cooler than Regulus. Notice how everyone wants to befriend Sirius and not Reggie? Wanna know why? Cause Reggie is a dork.

[gingersnap-evans]

Prefect duties are done for the day

[gingersnap-evans]

it feels rewarding in some respects. Maybe you should try to see what it feels like. Then we could compare notes. 

[imsingleevans]

No way! Then I'll turn into Remus and start knitting things and reading long books. The world can only handle one Remus Lupin.

[sopdet-star]

You know what? Why don’t we have the times of our lives and he’ll be jealous and come searching for us. Plus, it could pick up our moods or atleast try to.

[imsingleevans]

Well, he doesn't have a gauge that measures funs installed within him yet but I guess we could try. What did you have in mind?

[gingersnap-evans]

Prefect duties are done for the day

[imsingleevans]

Aw, look at you being a star citizen! What's that feel like? I wouldn't know.

[sopdet-star]

That does seem unfair. Though he probably wouldn’t hide from you.

[imsingleevans]

I know! I'm his favorite! This is madness, I tell you. Sheer madness.

[jossmerlyn]

[sopdet-star]

Hey.. don’t knock him in that pretty face of his. I happen to be very partial to that face.

[imsingleevans]

I'm still gonna do it. I've been in agony for hours and he's hiding.

[arrogantbullyingtoerag]

[imsingleevans]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

[sopdet-star]

He is a twat sometimes. Well i’m sure he’ll wake up and you’ll be the first thought on his mind. You two are brothers anyways. It’s hard not seeing a brother for a long time, I know the feeling.

[imsingleevans]

Correction: He's a twat always. But I mean, I guess that's why I love him. Cause he's a bloody baboon. Yeah, s'pose you're right. He better come lookin' for me straight away or else I'm going to have to knock him right in that pretty face of his.

[emmavanity-mmm]

Sure you are. I’ll let you believe that since you’re clearly depressive. 

Sirius is all right but I’m happy Regulus got the actual good looks. 

[imsingleevans]

WHOA! You have a heart? Golly gosh, Vanity! I had no idea you empathized!Are you blind, mate? Is that why you're so much slow on the field? Sirius Black is a bloody Greek God. Reggie is nothing in comparison to Sirius, the boy should feel blessed to have been a fruit of the same womb as Sirius.