This is a strange time

I'm Jess, 22, they/them/theirs pronouns, and I'm mostly here procrastinating.

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Dinosaur writing a poem

[richardmaddan]

#surviving 2020 and welcoming the new year

[pepperandpals]

[pepperandpals]

If your family makes the holidays suck, congrats! You’ve been adopted by my birds. Your dad is a cockatiel and dinner is millet.

[ratchet]

DESSERT PERSON with Claire Saffitz

[fan-male]

Just a reminder for anyone who didn’t know, Claire stepped away from Bon Appetit in June with the whole scandal, and now has her own YouTube channel! If you want to support former test kitchen personalities without supporting bon appetit, you can find Claire and Gaby on their own YouTube channels, Sohla on Binging with Babish, and Molly and Carla on Patreon!

[shazadlatifgf-deactivated202301]

Every eccentric fashion choice has been run through a think tank of NYU undergrads that would blow your hair back. 

St Vincent, Crazy Pete and Kevin Magee

[afro-elf]

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

[afro-elf]

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

Hamilton

[afro-elf]

that's not rap music

[gayvetforlife]

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

[afro-elf]

do you live in the suburbs?

[gayvetforlife]

Yeah, why?

[afro-elf]

[awxward]

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

[afro-elf]

i can’t do this anymore

[teathattast]

via gracespelman

[randomslasher]

#gender exists purely as an affectionate diminutive

Why is this hiding in the tags

[captainlordauditor]

boy (affectionate)

[twofingerswhiskey]

sir (customer service voice for when my cat, tux, is trying to eat plastic)

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[twitblr]

My free time includes me time and that means me without you time. (x)

[bakwaaas]

damn

[drowningdepressioninmemes]

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

[escarei]

[bugfluids-deactivated20250511]

americans get this through your fucking heads

[summerenaissance]

[deadbeatmaker]

[ID: gif from an interview with Amy Winehouse. the interviewer asks “do you consider yourself a sex symbol, miss Winehouse?” and she replies “only to gays.” end ID]

[blus0x]

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

[metocoymerregusto]

Wait for it

[elpalodelchurrero]

Que weno

[dollsahoy]

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

[catnip-cryptidd]

[evilkitten3]

ok fuck that got me