The Wooing Werewolf Woes of One Stiles Stilinski

Stiles Stilinski, Beacon Hills High School. Nursing an epic mancrush on a traumatized homocidal lycanthrope whilst helping my best friend learn how to werewolf. It's harder than it looks. Independent RP Blog, Ask Blog, and writer of Fanfiction

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awooooooooooooooo

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zevraaaaaaaaaan

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Im trying to get Scott and Isaac to actually work their way through some of our summer reading list

They're sitting on my couch, eating all of my Doritos and laughing at memes about books they haven’t made it past the first chapter of

My life is a trial wrapped up in eternal suffering

I wouldn’t trade it for anything though

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Ever stop to consider how screwed Beacon Hills would have been if you were allergic to fur?

Oh man

So screwed

I’d never get a  full sentence out without sneezing 

It would just be another cross for everyone to bear 

(I’d probably just complain really loudly all the time until Malia put me out of my misery or the pack started paying for my antihistamines)

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derek being secretly clumsy but his werewolf powers helps him out 150% so people think he’s just showing off when he does a sudden forward roll in the middle of a pack meeting

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the reason he jumps down stairs is normally he trips.

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he wears all black because people can’t tell if his shirt has stains from when he accidentally spills drinks on himself and he didn’t catch them in time

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the stubble is because he will cut himself shaving so he only goes to the barber to get it done like once a month.

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he stayed in his old burnt down house for a long time because it’s not like he can make any more damage to it if he walks into a table or a wall

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The giant hole in the loft is not by design. He won’t be getting the security deposit back.

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yeah that wasn’t blood it was v8 (by soupstain)

he has an alarm at the loft so he can quickly change to clean outfit and clear any broken things laying around

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he DID buy furniture. But Stiles is never allowed to know that.

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he’s actually relieved when chris broke his car window because at least it wasn’t his fault this time

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That furry asshole chewed up every single left shoe I own because I wouldn’t let him sit on the sofa whilst fully wolfed out

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Fun fact: I like Derek better with two legs than with four. 

Also, I keep finding black fur on everything I own. 

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I can officially say that we, the Beacon Hills community, have been through some fucked up shit. 

That is all.

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And here’s my first ever attempt at a half-decent piece of cover art! 

For my Stiles/Derek Fic Silver Only Shines in the Moonlight on AO3. 

Things go terribly awry during one of their many creature features, and Stiles finds himself as the newest member of the rapidly growing Beacon Hills supernatural population, to his own disgust. Along the way to understanding his new powers and limitations, he finds out a thing or two about himself, and the people he cares about most.

Canon Divergence following 3A, post-Darach storyline, vampire! AU. 

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Hey guys! I noticed that there’s been a lot of conflict between blogs that are singleship and blogs that are multiship. I’m here to tell you to stop.

There’s no need to be nasty to each other. It’s just someone’s personal preference which you should respect. Keep this in mind the next time you talk to someone with a different type of blog than you.

By the way, here’s my rules page, so you can see that I’m not a hypocrite.

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Hey everyone! I'm heading to mcm comiccon this weekend! You can catch me and my friend on Saturday dressed as Christa Lenz and femme!Jack Frost. Does anyone know of somewhere we could stay that night?

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Seriously everyone you should inbox me if you know of/are willing to offer us somewhere to stay just for the night, we'd be out of our hair by morning. ^-^

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*falls back onto the face of the earth* hey guys what's up

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Hey loser. Tell Scott to /try/ and act like an Alpha once in a while. Just to see what it's like. I'm not surprised about Peter - worried, but not surprised. And Derek - Well I'm not sure about your charms and looks, or lack thereof but Derek does keep saying "It's so quiet now. I've never noticed how quiet it was before" and grumbling. So I figure it's about you. - CoraHale

Yeah, I'd tell him to alpha up, but seeing as he's currently living with his only fellow pack member and they both seem to think that sharing a bowl of chips during a startrek marathon counts as 'pack bonding', I don't really see the need to push the issue.

Also, yeah, the mall Santa offered me a "ride in his sleigh" the other day and then winked at me, so I am pretty much sleeping with wolfsbane-laced everything right now.

And I KNEW he'd miss me! *evil laughs into the distance*

No but seriously, are you sure he was talking about me? :/

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My brother might be brooding about you. This is very disconcerting. How's Beacon Hills loser?

Well, Scott swallowed a whole string of Christmas lights and then tried to get Isaac to plug it in to see if he could "glow from the inside", Lydia and Allison keep trying to take me "Christmas shopping" which sounds like code for something dangerous, and I'm pretty sure your uncle has taken his creepiness to another level and is the current local mall Santa. So nothing new, really. What's up wherever you guys are? Is Derek really struggling to live without my sarcastic charms and astounding good looks? Tell me more, tell me more!

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On the first day of Christmas, my alpha gave to meeeee...

nothing

because Scott is a freaking cheapskate

jeez

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You know, its really hard to do productive research when you've got stubbly, angsty werewolves leaning over your shoulder

or it would be

if he was still here

I kinda miss being unproductive