Okay?

Call me baby girl and buy me flowers.

[theanimalmemes]

Firm believer that people make time for who and what they wanna make time for.

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[theanimalmemes]

ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ someone who makes me their first priority

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[clearance-puppy]

How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?

[theanimalmemes]

[glowhry]

[theanimalmemes]

When Khalid says “maybe you weren’t the one for me but deep down I wanted you to be” hits me right in the feels man

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[ealylo]

[shawtywitdauzi]

Mood

[cherrystreet]

can you believe there are people out there who speak MULTIPLE languages and then APOLOGIZE for not having perfect grammar in their third or fourth language?????? like do you know how incredible you are???

[sexawh]

[kanyesgirl]

[babegal-deactivated20190205]

[luvbey]

i wish dogs lived longer and life wasnt so expensive and leftover fries still tasted good heated up

[clowncare]

when ur friend thinks their art is bad but its actually really good

[clowncare]

when they keep disagreeing

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[rkl3]

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

[urulokid]

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

[somewhereguaranteed]

exactly

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

[theanimalmemes]

frank ocean said “i could never make him love me” and that still hurts my heart

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