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@imthebentley
I understand your car so much more now.
I’m going to need a lot more context for this than you’re currently giving!
If I could feasibly control it, I would also make everyone's music Queen.
I've finally found my people on this hellsite
Incredible art by @thenightshade738 for my upcoming fic:
Pasts of Futures Present
‘Captain’s log: stardate four-four-nought-one-nought-point-six. Thirty-eight. Thirty-eight. That’s the number of crew I have left alive. Out of a ship’s compliment of four-hundred-ninety.
Less than, less than…bugger the maths, ‘s’not worth it.
I reckon it’s jolly good that any of us is still alive at all.’
They’ve faced the end of the world — twice. They’ve been cast away from Heaven and Hell for the rest of eternity. Will The Borg destroy the life Crowley and Aziraphale have carved out for themselves in the future that became their home?
CROWLEY ON THE BRIDGE
@imthebentley THIS IS WHERE YOUR SPACE FORM CAN STILL WIN
FINALLY MY TIME HAS COME
What did you do when Freddie Mercury died???
Drank a lot! That’s around the time my car started turning evening into Queen.
How we feeling about monopoly?
Aziraphale is better at it than I am. No strong feelings otherwise…
*you feel the intense burning on the back of your neck coming through the window, of hot headlights staring you down. 'No strong feelings?' the thought enters your head like an angry question radiating from the radiator of your car*
What did you think of the mafia?
Give me a year, I would have been running the place...
has anyone done this yet
I think my car is having an existential crisis
What is existence. It's pointless. It never even happened.
Errr, can I…get you anything…?
Can I get you an ice cream?
I think my car is having an existential crisis
What is existence. It's pointless. It never even happened.
*Smelly tree gift*
Where’s your son? You had a son?
Thank you for your offering
I also used to be interesting! I might just be a normal car who has to worry about MOTs now, think about that!
THEY PLAYED MONOPOLY FOR THE BENTLY?!?!?!?
I KNOW! THE INSULT!
*crushes your therapy sofa while reversing into it*
Yeah so it's been a bit of time: I got kidnapped by the mob, lost in a game of monopoly, then won back in a game of competitive crossword, then I was briefly a yellow 2CV ice cream truck, launched into space, got deleted, reincarnated, and now my driver is younger than me and a nerd and now I have to obey traffic laws.
Do you want a 99?
queen you can't let anything happen to you or else your driver is gonna end up living in an alley
GORL this ask is from the end of April. What are you, a witch/showrunner?
The Bentley's Predictions for the next season (of our lives)
The writer's strike is over! Here's some ideas for Neil Gaiman and John Finnemore.
I get entered into a vintage car show and win a trophy.
Aziraphale returns after seeing me in the local newspaper winning a trophy, mainly because he misses me.
I turn a LITTLE BIT yellow (just a little!)
I take the wheel, to drive around on my own to save Crowley, (he’s gone awol).
We get in a high speed drag race around Soho with the Metatron, who drives a Citroen 2CV.
The Citroen and I fall in love (our love is forbidden).
I get to shoot a missile out of my exhaust pipe at a traffic camera like on Johnny English.
We do one of those jumps over Tower Bridge when it’s halfway open.
Obviously I win the race and the Metatron gets done for tax fraud or similar.
We go to a drive through to watch a Richard Curtis film (with the Citroen).
As a present for being the best car, I finally get one of those smelly trees I’ve always wanted.
There's a double wedding, and we, (the demon, the angel, the citroen and I), fly off into the sunset like at the end of Grease - tin cans clinking behind us.
EDIT: Please send these to Neil and John through the power of telepathy ALONE so that they think these were their ideas all along - and do not actually tag them
Well fuck I was right about a few things in the wrong order though eh
what kind of movies do cars like?
We generally prefer Cartoons
What about an autobiography?
Dammit Abby!
what kind of movies do cars like?
We generally prefer Cartoons
Anyway Aziraphale left a banana peel in my car.
We can throw it out the window for a mario kart moment
Illustration for Marie Corelli's, 'The Devils Motor'. Arthur Severn. 1910.
It me
