two commissions for my good friend @imthehomelander (tysm!!!)
my starker heart 😭😭😭

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@imthehomelander
two commissions for my good friend @imthehomelander (tysm!!!)
my starker heart 😭😭😭
Starker reaction images I made hehehehe + tony because he was staring at me in my camera roll so I had to add him
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit
we aint putting that on the chart, chief
yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor
OKAY FINE JESUS
tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong
what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐
DAILY AFFIRMATIONS
1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT
2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY
4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT
Reblog to share with your friends who are also Scientific specimens🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
god tier homelander scene and they deleted it
I sometimes forget just how many experiences Homelander has missed out on. Never having a sleepover with a friend, giggling all night when you should be asleep. Discussing immaterial details of the world or how things work or why they shouldn't work to begin with. That pointless conversation where you discuss anything and everything that's there to fill the time at first but ends up being more memorable than anything else. Just because you're talking with your favourite person.
How many of our experiences we could strip down to the most basic concepts that would feel so boring and sad if they were not filled with the light of being around our favourite people.
It makes me so sad that he's never had that.
"He's constantly reaching out for the stars, forgetting the soft grass"
type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
"I don't excuse the actions of this character--" well I do. I kiss them about it directly on the mouth. I think they should have done worse things. I think that would have been funny.
I just had an argument with someone who was like “why would we settle for food stamps when we could have universal basic income?”
And it’s just like. People need food right now you know.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.
People get pissed at me for being a pragmatist in my political ideals but I’ve been in the position where I was out of food right now.
And who helped me with that? Not people calling for some nebulous revolution. Not people telling me that the system was useless. Not people preaching at me to grow my own food. It was a church food bank partially funded by the state of Texas that some southern hippies donated a bunch of Whole Foods nonsense to.
And you know what? I’m sick and tired of defeatism. What can we get done right now, huh? Are you gonna accept something a bit better to help people right now or are you waiting for your perfect utopia to come to you?
Yeah, UBI is better than the quinoa chips. Sure. But right now the quinoa chips are stopping people from going hungry and if all we can do is get the food bank quinoa chips to more people, then I say so be it. That’s something. I’ll almost always take baby steps over nothing.
by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS
like it is genuinely impossible for me to imagine a use case for this law that isn't just "being racist in a way that feels so outmoded it's almost quaint." you know people can kill each other with regular knives, right?
second-strangest part is that their definition of "ninja sword" includes certain kitchen knives but excludes odachi
god help you if your tuna knife is 4 inches too short
machetes are OK but if you doodle a little skull on it it WILL be imbued with the unholy spirit of KNIFE CRIME and you WILL be thrown in HMP Cocksarseworth FOREVER
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.
So the vehicle version of you?
I am not as big
Bro is petite
I am not 4 tons
Bro is tiny.
I am just not 4 tons
Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking
M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng
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I o a a i's ooa eo
if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.
Right.