please make it weird

Soy un producto del sistema, una catrastofe y aún así una obra maestra.

[sammyxjooo]

why do you like eating a girl out?

the sounds. the way she whimpers. the way she brings it up back to my mouth when i stop. the broken moans. hearing her breathing get harder & feeling her legs shake. when she looks down at me as i look up at her and she bites her lip, my gosh. the way her back arches. the way she grinds her clit on my tongue. the death grip on my head right before she cums and her legs give out. the way she pulls me back up & tastes herself on my lips.

[chinese-----takeout]

dear God I can’t wait for this

[seyelence]

you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

[murallamuerta]

Regloguea al café de la suerte y vas a aprobar todos tus exámenes 🍀

[criptavacia-deactivated20240626]

Ay amén

[nubblada-deactivated20210531]

no creo en estas weás pero igual

[no-caxainah]

necesito milagros y energía

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[alwaysroomformorewhores]

Robots replacing humans.

[upside-happenings]

gay culture is thirst following other gays but in return you see the exact same video and meme posts for 2 days straight because they all thirst followed each other too

[marc-jcubs]

[simonsayswhatnow]

why do i keep seeing this post???

[upside-happenings]

boo you know exactly why you keep seeing this post

[richkidsandfakefriends]

just wanted u to know i just saw that vid of u serenading that girl and ur so fucking hot i’m wet like UR HAT???? AND UR JAWLINE???? bitch....... ur my dream girl i’ll never stop thinking about u tbh

Oh fuck Yea that video is golden Thank you lover ❤️

[imtofallinlove]

Same

[relicsoul]

[despicablewench]

some good things about kissing girls:

when they cup your face with both hands

when they tangle a hand in your hair

when they bite your lip

when they kiss your NECK

when they put their hand on your back. bonus if you’re wearing a crop top and they put their hand right when your skin is exposed

when you can feel them smile against you

when your lips are tingling afterwards

everything?????!?

[bad-habit-fvck-deactivated20190]

How do you say your name?

I prefer it to be moaned if you get what im sayin

[richkidsandfakefriends-deactiva]

[w3as3ly]

This didn’t go as anticipated lmfao

[ccontemporary]

This is the gayest thing ive ever seen

[imtofallinlove]

[lesbische-autobahnpolizei-deact]

realizing that i’m a lesbian suddenly made me feel so much more confident about my fashion sense. i can wear a beanie and a shirt and weird trousers and sunglasses and not feel bad about it. i can wear mismatched clothes with a jacket that’s too big and not style my hair and not feel ashamed because men think i’m not attractive. i don’t care. i’m a lesbian and fuck you.

[13chancess]

[beverlyodell]

I’ll pay someone if they come over and do this with me.

[antifascist-garlic-bread-blog]

[softwlws]

[6exts]