BLEH

[imuselessandableh]

So my boyfriend is soo soo cute.

I like holding hands like this

Let it be while sex or when out.

My boyfriend holds hands during sex just because I like it. It doesn't matter to him if we hold hands or not.

So for a long time I observed that when ever we used to hold hands like the above picture in public he always used to change it to the below picture but I didn't mind it as long as I was holding hands with him.

So one day he proceeds to tell me that he gets chills (the good one) and reminds him of us having sex when the holds my hands like the first pic and that's why he changes it because he doesn't want to get hard in public.

🥺

[imuselessandableh]

You know I was following the bi culture even before I knew I was bi.

Whenever mom used to dress me up with a jeans and a shirt I'd always tuck in the shirt even if it looked really bad. And even in later life and now, I always tuck in my shirt if the shirt is too long and mom still scolds me for tucking in the shirt.

[imuselessandableh]

Whenever people tell going out of the way, we all think about something big like travelling hours to meet someone or doing something really unexpected but honestly even the small things matter, even the small things are going out of the way like getting drenched in rain just because you can meet your girlfriend just for one hour and not complaining about it and just being happy about meeting her is also going out of the way.

[imuselessandableh]

Interview

I have my interview today and I’m shit scared. I do want this job but I have no proper equipment to take the interview and Idk what to do with my life.

[imuselessandableh]

I'm sad. No one is every going to read this post. But I'm not sad because of that, I'm sad because of life. I don't want to live nor work hard for living. What's the point in living if you are going to die?

I don't know why am I writing this, it's just waste of datsvand my energy but i have a lot of energy to waste but I'm so tired that I'm not even typing all this properly, I'm using the swipe thingi..

[imuselessandableh]

Son't should be a word that means "So don't"

We used it a lot.

I use it a lot.

[imuselessandableh]

So I slept crying last night.

I got all tired and it felt like I was dying.

I got up today, all sad of being alive and not dead.

I cried again.

:)

[furuba]

[imuselessandableh]

This called me single in soo soo soo many fookin way

[imuselessandableh]

What if

Humans pee the color of food they eat or the drink they drink?

So imagine you ate watermelon, the color you pee is red but you even drank coke with it, so the color becomes red + black.

Wouldn't it be awesome to pee different colors?

There would be some random person in the world who'd eat all combination to see what color they'd pee.

Hehe!

[imuselessandableh]

Am I the only one who thinks that " :') " and " 🥲 " have two really different meanings?

The first one is basically "happy" crying and the second one is literal "I wanna die but can't show people that I wanna die" cry.

[imuselessandableh]

Our Generation vs Older Generation.

So, I am a girl who gets her periods and it is real bad. As usual, today was the day where the whole “my uterus is taking its revenge on me because I didn’t give it sperm” day but, because I live in a household where I am supposed to do all the household chores even if I can’t lift myself properly, I was told to do the work by my mom. Ngl, she was trying her best to be nice to me because she knows, how really bad my cramps are. Yet, she expected me to do. 

So when I went to the kitchen, I saw my two cousins (brothers) doing all the work. They mopped the floor, made the breakfast, cleaned the kitchen, washed utensils, and when I asked them if they wanted help, they told me to go sit. 

I know this isn’t a big deal because nowadays men are supposed to do the work and even when I’m not on my periods, they do help me but, today was different. I didn’t tell them that I was having cramps or anything, they just found that on their own and it feels good to see our generation changing and trying to be kind. 

[imuselessandableh]

Jumping into conclusion is not a good idea.

So this guy I’m talking to tells me that he is in court and I, like a dumb person ask him “whom did you kill?” and he takes few minutes to calm himself down (probably) and then proceeds to text me that he is a lawyer...  

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Bye, I need to go jump into the well and never talk to him again. 

[imuselessandableh]

Olden days, when people had the keypad phone, whenever someone was high and they had to text someone that they were high.... it would really take them minutes to figure out how to type it because high is literally “44 444 4 44“ 

lol

[imuselessandableh]

Tumblr, why are other social media scared of you guys?

[imuselessandableh]

Older Gen : *puts on sanitizer because they are about to eat and then remembers that they need to wash off the sanitizer before eating because of the chemicals* Oh dear, can you show me where the washroom is? I need to clean my hands.^^

Our Gen : *puts on sanitizer because we don't wanna die* Give me the fucking food. We all are dead however , who the fuck cares if we have chemicals in our body? Serve me the food. -_-

[imuselessandableh]

Happy Independence Day to people of my country!! :') 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

Sorry for the late wishes.

//I love my India...

//Ye mera India..

//I love my Indiaaaa...

//Vatan mera India..

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This song is dedicated to my country fellowians. :')

[imuselessandableh]

What would be the one thing that you could erase from the world to get world peace??

Humans...

And if "humans" isn't in the option, I'd choose to erase homophobia and racism.

PEACE OUT BITCHES!