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Why you so obsessed with me?

Dollify@IMVU. Oh boy oh boy.. Is she one obsessive bitch. With how much time she spends obsessing over people that she barely knows, it makes me wonder if she has any time for her actual friends. She's always rushing into relationships, and getting jealous over the smallest things. Watch out guys, this horse face will steal your life and not even think twice about it!

-VanillaK

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Mooooo...

So, story time! Once upon a time a girl dated a guy name Muhamed. They dated for two months. First let's start with his name? Muhamed? LMAO. One of the members al-qadea I bet. They kicked out from being too ugly? Wouldn't doubt it. His ugly face originated from his dad mistaking him for a bomb and threw him into a building. Anyways back to the plot. When the girl first met Muhamed, she didn't know anything about him, literally. Except he wanted to be called Moo. Ironic? Well for him being a fatass and wanting his girlfriend to call him an animal name, I think not. Maybe he's into some weird shit.I know a lot of muslims are. They would talk on skype all the time. He would force her to get on webcam (Or he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day) and he wouldn't turn on his webcam. He said "I will never show my face, not again." Not again? did the girl kill herself from how ugly he is? Did her eyeballs melt? After I saw him, I'm not surprised that his exes have kill themselves. Anyways. He kept being a dick to her. Saying that if she wanted a long relationship, she would have to convert to being a muslim. He tried to tell her how to act and what to wear. And if she didn't, he would ignore her for God (or in this case Allah) knows how long. If this isn't abuse, I don't know what is. One day they were skyping, and he turned his phone camera on to show the girl something on his computer screen, she saw the reflection of his face in the screen. When she told him, he almost had a heart attack and wanted to dump her instantly. "You say my face?! I have to leave now! Bye!" Which hurt the girls feelings, but do you think he cared? LOLNO. But he stayed anyways. Finally, he traded his vagina in for a pair of baby balls and told the girl what his name is and what he looked like. Oh, and this is him. 

...Well that was anti-climatic. But you want to know the best thing about Muhamed? How they broke up! Heh! One day, the girl's best friend told her that she was crushing on her. Which wasn't the girl's fault that her best friend (which is a girl) had a crush on her. The girl told Muhamed, and he literally shat his pants. He blamed his girlfriend and was calling her a lesbian and she was disgusting. Which, compared to that picture above, he shouldn't be talking. He kept making jokes about how this  girl was crushed on and how she should date her friend. And he kept ignoring her. So finally he broke it off. I guess muslims don't like lesbians? Odd, maybe he's not an actual guy. Guys love lesbian action. But the break up was messy. But where is he now you ask? He joined ISIS. Need a government building blown up? He's the muslim to call! (314) 606 - 4788. He's also known as Wanky@Imvu Ironic huh? He jerks off so much he thought he should be nicknamed as Wanky. 

~Em

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Damn Andrew is too thirsty for my girlfriend lmao smh. 

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