[astropathos]

[setheverman]

you: fuck you me, an intellectual: intercourse thee

[girlbrat]

concept: 90s. New York City. cocktails with friends after work on a friday night dressed in gucci fw 1995

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

Just say sex in the city

[princesstigerbelle]

[childhoodruiner]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[rhiannonmcgavin]

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[transcendisolation]

happy pride

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This is the gay agenda jsyk

[fifth-gate-rester]

this is what radical gay liberation really looks like

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

[cestvibe]

[courbet-deactivated12311877-dea]

[ulibeanzz]

[yellowcrayonwillow-archive]

[godscythe]

you cant just BEAT your meat anymore ….learn to love yourself….TREAT that meat…!

[outofcontextarthur]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[beauzos]

when a character you hate dies

[excima]

I’m bubbie

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

[dfilms-deactivated20161206]

[aliswong]