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@in-correct-quotes
Welcome!
Welcome to yet another incorrect quotes blog. I’m hoping this will be able to help others like myself who use this to have fun with fandoms, fun with OC’s, or whatever the heck else. You can use any of the quotes on my board! Credit is appreciated but not necessary. Submissions are open!
A: Okay seriously, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
B: Oh, I’m the only one that matters. See, you messed with C, and now, I am going to fuck you!
A:
C:
D (and others):
C: It’s ‘fuck you up’, B.
B: Wait what did I say?
A: Do you like C?
B: Sure, who doesn’t?
A: Over the half the people that meet them.
A: B, I need some advice.
B: C! Get in here!
C: What is it?
A: I need some good advice.
B and C: D!
A: B! You almost hit C in the face!
B: I know, I missed.
A: I did something bad. B: On a scale of one to murder, how bad? A: Just to clarify, murder being the worst? B: WHAT
A: My moral compass has been pointing west for a couple of years, so I don’t really know what to do with that.
A: [gets down on one knee]
B: Oh my goodness, it’s finally happening.
A: [ties shoelaces]
B, crying: They finally stopped wearing those freaking Crocs.
A: Fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple of hours to make sure you stay healthy and hydrated.
A: You can win any argument by ending it with “shut up, nerd!” B: No you can’t. A: Shut up, nerd!
[A is running from D, and steps onto a treadmill]
A: What’s going on? How come I’m running but I’m not going anywhere?
B: You’re on a treadmill. C’s using it to get some exercise.
A: Running for your life is great exercise, but I wouldn’t recommend it!
A: You need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are.
B: Is that what you do?
A: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demolish you.
A: That was some kiss.
B: That was CPR.
A: I want someone to take me out.
B: Like on a date, or with a sniper?
A: Surprise me.
A: Don't fear death. Fear the state in which you will die.
B, in a horrified whisper: New Jersey.
A: Just be yourself, say something nice.
B: Which one? I can't do both.
A: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
B: We could attack them with hummus.
A: I stand corrected.
B: Just keeping things in perspective.