#incorrect quotations

[shadow-coolness]

Image_Friend: They doubted me, they called me a FRAUD. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eram: IF get back in your pen! Its time to sleep!

Image_Friend: How bout you go back to your 8-bit domain you shadowy-

Eram: *Holding a spray bottle* Im sorry what was that?

Image_Friend: I said i will get to me pen right away my dearest and bestest bud.

Eram: See, thats what i thought.

[shadow-coolness]

*Modern One Piece AU*

*Luffys being searched*

Smoker: Really big sunglasses...

Grount: Bike horn...

Smoker: Small-mouth bass...

Luffy: wow!

Grount: Bowling pin...

Smoker: [snap] Aaaaa! Mouse trap...

Grount: Rubber chicken...

Luffy: A little to the left... that's it.

Smoker: [squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times] Mmmm, I don't know.

Grount:Funny eyeball glasses...

Luffy: I've never seen those before in my life.

Smoker: Bazooka...

Luffy: I have a permit for that.

Grount: Picture of Smoker's wife...

Smoker: What?!

Luffy: Uh-oh!

Smoker: [sees the picture of his wife in a sexy outfit] TASHIGI?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Luffy: Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!

Smoker: [wordless rage]

Luffy: [SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!] That's gotta hurt! Shishishi! [zooms away]

[shadow-coolness]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

Catra

[shadow-coolness]

Allie about Willow: My girl so morally ambiguous IDK if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed.

Piper:…..So what’re you doing?

Allie: Having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife.

[shadow-coolness]

Please urinate with grace and accuracy. Your aim will reflect your discipline.

Leo

[shadow-coolness]

Legally im not allowed to laugh at that.

Joker

[shadow-coolness]

I cant wait to call my lawyer.

Larry

[shadow-coolness]

Its Cooking WaWa not Cooking Mama, we cant break copyright.

Wario