Sabo: Guess what.
Luffy: What?
Sabo: No you have to guess.
Luffy: I dont know.
Sabo: Blackbeard kidnapped Garp.
Luffy: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT?!
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Sabo: Guess what.
Luffy: What?
Sabo: No you have to guess.
Luffy: I dont know.
Sabo: Blackbeard kidnapped Garp.
Luffy: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT?!
Lois: Im a brave girl!
Jon: Bonjour.
Lois: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH GIRL FOR THIS!
Image_Friend: They doubted me, they called me a FRAUD. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Eram: IF get back in your pen! Its time to sleep!
Image_Friend: How bout you go back to your 8-bit domain you shadowy-
Eram: *Holding a spray bottle* Im sorry what was that?
Image_Friend: I said i will get to me pen right away my dearest and bestest bud.
Eram: See, thats what i thought.
*Modern One Piece AU*
*Luffys being searched*
Smoker: Really big sunglasses...
Grount: Bike horn...
Smoker: Small-mouth bass...
Luffy: wow!
Grount: Bowling pin...
Smoker: [snap] Aaaaa! Mouse trap...
Grount: Rubber chicken...
Luffy: A little to the left... that's it.
Smoker: [squeezes a stress reliever toy a few times] Mmmm, I don't know.
Grount:Funny eyeball glasses...
Luffy: I've never seen those before in my life.
Smoker: Bazooka...
Luffy: I have a permit for that.
Grount: Picture of Smoker's wife...
Smoker: What?!
Luffy: Uh-oh!
Smoker: [sees the picture of his wife in a sexy outfit] TASHIGI?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Luffy: Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... YOU MARRIED HER!
Smoker: [wordless rage]
Luffy: [SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!] That's gotta hurt! Shishishi! [zooms away]
Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.
Catra
Allie about Willow: My girl so morally ambiguous IDK if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed.
Piper:…..So what’re you doing?
Allie: Having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife.
Please urinate with grace and accuracy. Your aim will reflect your discipline.
Leo
Legally im not allowed to laugh at that.
Joker